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Woody Allen's new movie devolves into girl-on-girl

February 7th 2008 22:43
Woody Allen's upcoming project, "Vicky Cristina Barcelona", is lighting up the film blogs with rumour that actresses Scarlett Johanason and Penelope Cruz share a naughty lesbian sex scene in the movie.

Is this what Allen's been reduced to? I feel as if Woody feels slighted by the American film industry... he's had to move his productions to Europe, where there's more money for him to do his thing. After the scandal with Mia Farrow, New Yorkers turned their pastrami backs on Allen, passing on his projects in favour of new blood.

I'm still in Woody's camp, though... I've only really started to enjoy his films in the past few years, and he's convinced me that he's one of the most talented, thoughtful filmmakers of our time.

This latest news, though, makes me wonder if the news was dropped to stir up a little excitement about the new movie. The media's happy to report on "Juno" and "Superbad", but no one greets an Allen film like they used to.

I'll still watch any film of Allen's though, even if I suspect that he's pandering to a crowd of men that want to see boobies.

And it's hard not to see the appeal, when you see pictures of Scarlett Johansson that look like this:

Scarlett Johansson and her remarkable cleavage


Yes, I want to see the scene. Is that really so wrong? Though I'll go to see the film when it comes out, and I'll be talking myself up like I'm a great admirer of Allen's work, there'll be a small, lecherous part of me that is excited to see Cruz and Johansson bury themselves in a libidinous canyon of lust.

I'll watch the film, and I'll still go and rent all those old Allen-films and watch them at home with roguish glee. When that old Woody typeface hits the black background, I get a little warm feeling in the bottom of my lungs, the security of knowledge in the fact that, at the very least, I'll be entertained.

Hey, hear it from Henry Rollins:






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Comment by Bryn

February 7th 2008 23:46
Scarlet Johannson ... and her ample bosum. Mmmmm. Doesn't she have a no-nudity clause??

Woody Allen films on the whole annoy the crap out of me. But I do like that typeface.

Of all his movies these are the ones I liked best:
Sleeper, Manhattan, Zelig, Broadway Danny Rose, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Bullets Over Broadway, Deconstructing Harry, Celebrity, and Sweet and Lowdown (the last one I saw).

I'd like to see his first, What's Up Tigerlily? where he bought the rights to an unkown Japanese movie and re-dubbed the dialogue entirely, re-cut the movie, and turned it into a comedy-caper flick.

But the prospect of Scarlet in the nude does draw me toward watching a Woody Allen movie again ...

Comment by Cibbuano

February 7th 2008 23:56
Bryn, I've seen What's Up Tigerlily. The idea sounds fantastic, and the opening scenes are saucy... the execution, though, was rather dull. The lines weren't that funny, I thought.

Yes, Scarlett will not be nude, it seems, unless Woody's talked her into it.


Comment by Bryn

February 7th 2008 23:59
Unless Scarlet decides to take Jenna Jameson up on her suggestion of playing her in a biopic ...!!! LOL

Comment by Cibbuano

February 8th 2008 00:25
when jenna said that, I almost snorted my chocolate milk out my nose. Does Jameson have any idea what she looks like to the rest of the world?


Comment by Bryn

February 8th 2008 02:32
Jenna should have a much younger Jenna-lookalike porn starlet cast to play her at the beginning of her career, and then play herself for the latter years, and Hollywood should throw all caution to the wind and release the movie as a hardcore documentary biopic .... Then I might go see it.

Comment by Cibbuano

February 8th 2008 02:38
agreed. I recommend that you post a reimagining of what that biopic could look like. I don't think she should play herself, though...

Comment by Anonymous

February 8th 2008 02:38
Woody in the 00s. I guess that's one way to secure an audience, but I'm not sure whether it entices me to see the film or not. The saucy lesbian scenes are becoming commonplace these days - in film and on the box.

Comment by Bryn

February 8th 2008 02:54
I can't really post a re-imagining, it won't be Google-safe ...

Comment by Spennies

February 8th 2008 04:32
I am a huge Woody Allen fan and I think what makes his movies so unique is the fact that he stays true to himself. So if all this is true then I am sure it has something to do with the plot, or just that it is a small piece and the media choose to cover that aspect.

Comment by Cibbuano

February 8th 2008 04:47
Spennies, I think you and I agree on that point... he's one of the few that can stay true to his vision. He's made small profits from that integrity, but the final product pays off.


Comment by Damo

February 8th 2008 05:18
I loved a lot Woody's films.
However he seems to have gotten more morbid as time went on and less funny.
These days I see Woody Allen I do not get so excited

Comment by Nathan Sykes

February 8th 2008 05:30
Speaking of Woody Allen, don't you reckon Larry David bears strong similarities to Woodrow's early funny films?

Comment by Nathan Sykes

February 8th 2008 05:33
I think I should refine that sentence. I mean, don't you think the HUMOUR of Larry David bears strong similarities. Must stop these afternoon flagon sessions.

Comment by Tracy

February 8th 2008 07:41
Gosh I never noticed that she had such huge knockers before...I'm curious to see the film...

Comment by Michaelie

February 8th 2008 07:59
HAHAHA Tracy, I was thinking exactly the same thing, then I read through the comments about Woody and end with yours about Scarlet's knockers!

I agree with Spennies - if this is part of it, I don't think Woody would be pushing it, the media would have just jumped on it and ignored everything else.

Definitely interesting though...

Michaelie

Comment by Bryn

February 8th 2008 10:28
Tracy and Michaelie, are you serious??? You've noticed Scarlet has a rather ample bust?? Gee, it must be red-blooded male radar thing ....

Comment by Michaelie

February 8th 2008 10:34
Hahaha well I knew she was curvaceous, but never seen her with her breasts served up like that before. Yes, I guess I just wasn't looking closely enough...

Comment by Tracy

February 8th 2008 10:56
Yeah, I couldn't beieve I hadn't noticed before. I even Googled her and yeppie, her booberies are massive and extremely pronounced...

Comment by Lilla

February 8th 2008 11:09
I say. woo hoo, no surprise here ... big boozies or not, (and I can understand the appeal, okay?) but there are only two films that Allan ever made that weren't across the line of his own lechery ... and which I adored of course ... Sleeper and ANTZ.

I agree with Anonymous, and am suprised at Johansen for doing it, I wonder what he offered her?




Comment by Miswanderlust

February 9th 2008 15:49
Cib
I am intrigued by this movie but overall I am with Bryn. Like some of them...irritated by others. Thanks so much for the Henry Rollins clip. Like the red blooded
men excited about Scarlett's ample bosom, Henry Rollins...mmmmm smart and handsome with tats to boot what's a gal not to like.
Mis
Fun post friend

Comment by Cibbuano

February 11th 2008 01:48
mis, rollins has a head full of wise words, I find.

lilla, even though I said I was skeptical, I trust Allen's judgement, generally - he probably managed to show Scarlett that he wasn't being exploitative... we'll see though...

tracy, I'm not a fan of Johansson's, but it's hard not to be swayed by physical attributes...

michaelie, it'll be hard not to notice after this!

bryn, red-blood, indeed.

nathan - it's interesting that you mention it... after this Barcelona flick, Allen's next movie will star Larry David!


Comment by JohnDoe

February 11th 2008 06:13
Hi Cib,

Well you know I'm a lover of Woody's work but have to admit to his slipping in quality of the 90's and 00's. The lesbian scene fails to entice alone, I just hope he has a decent script on which to hang this easy marketing hook.

I'm not a big fan of Scarlett, Ghost World is the only time she impressed me, though Lost in Translation was a good movie. Pretty? Yes! Talented? No real evidence to support the claim.

Comment by Cibbuano

February 11th 2008 21:26
JD, you know I'll watch it regardless of how many sensationalist scenes are loaded into the new movie.

I agree - Hollywood media-types are quick to label Johansson as an old-school actress, talented, retro-attractive and elegant. I haven't seen her do anything outstanding, either, and I find her voice to be particularly grating.

Comment by postmoderncritic

February 28th 2008 05:16
Just because there's a lesbian sex scene doesn't mean it's exploitative... methinks we should all postpone judgement until it comes out.

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