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Win a DVD release of Transporter 3!

June 1st 2009 04:09
Transporter 3 Jason Statham
I started shaving my head back in my old Uni days, giving myself more aerodynamicism when running faster than the speed of light. I look so fast that people get whiplash when I'm sitting down with a bag of Cheetos.

An unexpected side-benefit of having a shaved head is that, ever since Jason Statham started glowering on cinema screens in the UK, people give me a wider berth. They don't know what kind of mental freak I might be, if I'm cranked or transported to the extreme.

Well, I might be soft like a marshmallow peep, but that doesn't mean that I can't ride the ancillary tough guy wave that Statham has caused by landing in the US with yet another action movie that involves guns and cars: "Transporter 3".


According to my press release, the cars are faster than ever before, which begs the question: why didn't Statham drive those faster cars in the original "Transporter"? He could have had enough time to escape and get a Happy Meal - who meters out the fast cars and leaves the fastest ones for the sequel's sequel?

Nevertheless, don't let anyone tell you that 20/20 Filmsight doesn't care about the children. We're partnering with Icon Entertainment to slap you with 15 (fifteen!) copies of "Transporter 3" on magical DVDs. All you have to do:

Send your name and address to cibbuano AT orble DOT com with the answer to this question: what would be your most effective interrogation method for Jason Statham?





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Comment by Matt Shea

June 1st 2009 13:36
You know how much I love this film, Cib, that it's a pity that I'm no longer eligible to nab a copy.

All I'm gonna say is OLIVIER MEGATON!!!!

Comment by Cibbuano

June 1st 2009 22:25
You don't want to link to your review?


Comment by Matt Shea

June 2nd 2009 03:53
Alas, my review means nothing in the face of the Statham/Megaton juggernaut.

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