Win a DVD release of Transporter 3!
June 1st 2009 04:09
I started shaving my head back in my old Uni days, giving myself more aerodynamicism when running faster than the speed of light. I look so fast that people get whiplash when I'm sitting down with a bag of Cheetos.
An unexpected side-benefit of having a shaved head is that, ever since Jason Statham started glowering on cinema screens in the UK, people give me a wider berth. They don't know what kind of mental freak I might be, if I'm cranked or transported to the extreme.
Well, I might be soft like a marshmallow peep, but that doesn't mean that I can't ride the ancillary tough guy wave that Statham has caused by landing in the US with yet another action movie that involves guns and cars: "Transporter 3".
According to my press release, the cars are faster than ever before, which begs the question: why didn't Statham drive those faster cars in the original "Transporter"? He could have had enough time to escape and get a Happy Meal - who meters out the fast cars and leaves the fastest ones for the sequel's sequel?
Nevertheless, don't let anyone tell you that 20/20 Filmsight doesn't care about the children. We're partnering with Icon Entertainment to slap you with 15 (fifteen!) copies of "Transporter 3" on magical DVDs. All you have to do:
Send your name and address to cibbuano AT orble DOT com with the answer to this question: what would be your most effective interrogation method for Jason Statham?
An unexpected side-benefit of having a shaved head is that, ever since Jason Statham started glowering on cinema screens in the UK, people give me a wider berth. They don't know what kind of mental freak I might be, if I'm cranked or transported to the extreme.
Well, I might be soft like a marshmallow peep, but that doesn't mean that I can't ride the ancillary tough guy wave that Statham has caused by landing in the US with yet another action movie that involves guns and cars: "Transporter 3".
According to my press release, the cars are faster than ever before, which begs the question: why didn't Statham drive those faster cars in the original "Transporter"? He could have had enough time to escape and get a Happy Meal - who meters out the fast cars and leaves the fastest ones for the sequel's sequel?
Nevertheless, don't let anyone tell you that 20/20 Filmsight doesn't care about the children. We're partnering with Icon Entertainment to slap you with 15 (fifteen!) copies of "Transporter 3" on magical DVDs. All you have to do:
Send your name and address to cibbuano AT orble DOT com with the answer to this question: what would be your most effective interrogation method for Jason Statham?
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All I'm gonna say is OLIVIER MEGATON!!!!
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