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Vera Farmiga: The sexiest woman in Hollywood?

February 2nd 2010 08:09
by Matt Shea
Vera Farmiga Sexiest woman in Hollywood

There’s no doubt that Up in the Air has been a hit with both audiences and critics, its success driven primarily by the artistic twin-barrelled brawn of filmmaker Jason Reitman’s effortless skill and George Clooney’s limitless charm.

But one individual involved in the picture who’s perhaps not receiving quite the kudos she deserves is Vera Farmiga. Farmiga plays the role of the crystal-eyed Alex, who memorably describes herself to Clooney’s travelling corporate hatchet man, Ryan Bingham as, “You, but with a vagina.” The interplay between the two performers is essential to the film’s success, and it says a lot about Farmiga that she’s able to foot it with the smoothest man in Hollywood.

Naturally, it also doesn’t hurt that Farmiga is distractingly, jawdroppingly, maddeningly attractive. I mentioned in my review a brief moment where you glimpse the actress just as the heavens created her, and my brain still boggles at the thought of it.

There I was in the preview screening with four others, enjoying some crisp air conditioning and the gentle rhythm of the onscreen action when – Bang! – Farmiga appears, sailing past the camera wearing nothing but a men’s necktie around her waist.

Suddenly I was spilling water all over myself, while the aging critic a few seats along almost choked on his Chico Babies. At the front of the cinema, a middle-aged female reviewer quickly slapped a hand over the eyes of her young son who’d tagged along; two weeks into his school holidays and already mentally scarred – what a bummer.

Vera Farmiga Sexiest woman in Hollywood

The air was seemingly sucked out of the cinema in that moment, and I totally missed the next three minutes worth of exposition while I rubbed my eyes, shook my head, threw a bottle of cheap booze over the shoulder and regained my composure.

Farmiga’s party trick is of course mixing her sexuality with a potency of performance that’s exhilarating to watch. Impressive in The Departed, she’s even better in Up in the Air, handling her character’s final turn with a nerveless hand, totally selling it to the audience.

A short while ago, 20/20 Filmsight celebrated Sigourney Weaver’s 60th birthday, and in that article we despaired at the fact that there has never really been a successor to Ellen Ripley, that all too human heroine of brains, guts and maternalism. As it stands, Farmiga is probably now the closest candidate: with that piercing gaze, understated charisma and pure-cut ‘don’t fuck with me’ attitude, I’d be more than happy if it was just her and a flamethrower standing between me and the certain death of our entire species.




*This image is from Daily Blog of Nonsense
*This image is from Lance Mannion

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Comment by RubySoho

February 2nd 2010 09:19
I don't really understand why such a talented and thoughtful film critic is focusing on this. But then I don't understand why Kathryn Bigelow, upon becoming the first female to win the DGA award for best director, had to deal with comments thrown at her by her male peers that appeared to give her more kudos for her appearance than for her talent. Such is the lot of a woman I guess.

Comment by Bryn

February 2nd 2010 21:53
Matt, I remember noticing Vera in The Departed and wondering who she was. Then marveled at her work (and beauty) in Orphan (pretty decent horror-thriller).
I'll probably catch up with Up in the Air on DVD, but I look forward to it knowing Vera's a lead. I think she's a great actor, totally believable as the mother thinking she's losing her marbles in Orphan. Great b&w by the way!

Ruby, great that Kathryn got the best director nod. I'm looking forward to The Hurt Locker. Point Break was a competent piece of SuperTrash. But it's Near Dark that does it for me. I hope she beats her ex at Oscar time.

Comment by Matt Shea

February 3rd 2010 01:56
Hey Ruby - thanks for taking the time to read. Despite her looks, it's Farmiga's craft that ultimately makes her so winsome - that was the point I was trying to make via a quick write-up, so apologies if I missed the mark.

As for Bigelow: she's had an up-and-down career, but Hurt Locker deserves all the praise that's been heaped upon it, and I'd take snide remarks by her male peers to be jealousy: she's an old school (80s-90s) director who still makes great action films whilst continually subverting the genre. I tend to feel that the momentum is swinging behind her and her film, so hopefully she (now that Neill Bloomkamp is out of the running) can nail the Oscar win.

Comment by Matt Shea

February 3rd 2010 02:03
Bryn - thanks for stopping by. I've not seen Orphan, but have heard good things about Farmiga's turn - will have to check out. She's great in The Departed and really nails it in Up in the Air. Farmiga's really crept up on a lot of people, which just confirms my theory that she's the female version of Daniel Craig (tell me they don't look kinda similar!).

Comment by Bryn

February 3rd 2010 02:29
The Oscar nominations are a dog's breakfast if you ask me. Many oversights.

Comment by Matt Shea

February 3rd 2010 02:44
Absolutely, like the breadth of good films caused a general panic.

Comment by David O'Connell

February 3rd 2010 04:17
I also like her Matt, and she's a lot better actress too than when her name was Claire Forlani.

Comment by Matt Shea

February 3rd 2010 04:56
Haha Dave - I know they supposedly look alike but I've never really seen it myself. No doubt she's a much better performer, though!

Comment by The wonderful Peter Yang

February 3rd 2010 07:44
My idea of the sexiest woman in Hollywood,

Natalie Portman, Kiera Knightly & Emma Watson



Cheers


Comment by RubySoho

February 3rd 2010 10:55
I'd be pretty surprised if Bigelow doesn't win now after her DGA victory. I do think however, her biggest competition may be Tarantino rather than Cameron. I don't usually make award predictions but Hollywood would be mad if they didn't acknowledge the zeitgeist. after Clinton (and Palin) came so close to the White House, I think the masses are ready to see some more female firsts.

Also, the comments I was referring to were more smutty than snide though. Complimenting the first female director to win the guild's directing award on her sexy legs? Is this how we acknowledge major historical moments? It doesn't matter how many cracks there are in the glass ceiling if the measure of a woman's worth is always reduced to her sex appeal.

Comment by Bryn

February 3rd 2010 22:07
Claire Forlani is a great actor. What happened to Claire Forlani??

Comment by Matt Shea

February 4th 2010 03:16
Thanks for reading, Peter. I think Farmiga is a better actress than any of them

Comment by Matt Shea

February 4th 2010 03:22
Ruby - I hope you're right, but I was a little taken aback when I read this on the MTV website:

In the 82 year history of the Oscars, only three women have been nominated for a Best Director award -- Lina Wertmüller for "Seven Beauties" (1976), Jane Campion for "The Piano" (1993) and Sofia Coppola for "Lost in Translation" (2003)
Crazy statistic.

As for the smut - it's bizarre, because she's been around for so long. You'd think they'd be over it by now.

Comment by Matt Shea

February 4th 2010 03:25
Bryn - Forlani seemed to disappear into TV movies and shows about a decade ago. I'm not a big fan of hers, but it's never good to see any actor pop up in CSI: NY... :-\

Comment by Bryn

February 4th 2010 04:21
It's not fashionable but I quite enjoyed Meet Joe Black, and she was great in that.

Comment by Bryn

February 4th 2010 04:23
btw, that's a dreadful stat re: female directors being nominated ... Shame on the Academy.

Comment by RubySoho

February 4th 2010 05:57
yeah, the stats are shameful. but this sort of stuff does not happen in a void. as long as women are recognised primarily on whether they are sexy or not, then they will struggle to be taken seriously in whatever endevours they undertake.

it shouldn't matter how long Bigelow has been around. if the second that a woman threatens to become just as or more successful than a man, he then turns around and starts making comments on her 'beauty', you can be sure it's another, subtle form of discrimination, a way of putting her back in her rightful place- as an sex object.

p.s Bryn- my Bigelow fav is Strange Days.

Comment by Bryn

February 4th 2010 21:29
Ruby, Strange Days greatly disappointed me when I saw it when it came out. I really liked the premise, it had a great opening sequence, but the movie got sillier and sillier, and less and less convincing, and more and more overwrought as it went along, with the whole millennium end sequence just laughable. It had a hell of a lot of potential, but I felt most of the potential was squandered. Some ill casting choices as well.

Comment by Matt Shea

February 5th 2010 01:44
Ruby, Bryn - Like you, Bryn, I would say Strange Days isn't my favourite Bigelow film.

I'm sure you'll both enjoy Hurt Locker, although it's in danger of getting a little over-hyped just at the moment (and I would perhaps be one of those responsible ).

And have you guys ever seen this small corner of Bigelow's oeuvre?!

Comment by RubySoho

February 5th 2010 03:28
I think one of the reasons i liked it so much was because i felt it was underrated. to be truthful i'm not generally a fan of action movies so i probably haven't seen as many Bigelow films as you guys, but Strange Days really appealed to me.
But then, that could also be because I was slightly stoned both times i saw it. i had just arrived in LA on my first big overseas trip and i was getting a kick out of seeing all the landmarks i had just visited appear in the film. Ah good times.

I think movies can be like music in that sometimes you hang on to them because they remind you of a certain time in your life. Still, even if not huge fans, you guys gotta admit Angela Bassett rocked heavily in that film.

Comment by Matt Shea

February 5th 2010 03:43
I know what you mean, Ruby, and they sound like some ace times... and Bassett is frickin' great - another actress who I think is totally underrated.

Comment by Bryn

February 5th 2010 04:32
But the problem is exactly that, it's meant to be a kind of "future" action piece, but it flounders, it doesn't work dramatically, and it fails as an action flick ... in my humble opinion.
Huge fan of New Order, but not a fan of that song or clip. By that stage they'd started sounded crass and boring to me.

Comment by Morgan Bell

February 10th 2010 13:03
oh she was in Iron Jawed Angels, the HBO tele-movie about the heroes of the women's suffrage movement in the USA

she played the Polish factory worker Ruza Wenclawska, very piercing passionate eyes, a great feminist role

and as for the stat Matt provided:

In the 82 year history of the Oscars, only three women have been nominated for a Best Director award -- Lina Wertmüller for "Seven Beauties" (1976), Jane Campion for "The Piano" (1993) and Sofia Coppola for "Lost in Translation" (2003)

i wonder what is going on there?

i realise the Oscars are incredibly political, but is it a case of quality films being ignored, or are there just less female directors in the industry?

Comment by RubySoho

February 10th 2010 20:16
a little bit of both i would say Morgan. Also there is the fact that men just don't take women seriously. that's what happens when for thousands of years women have been told that their biggest roles in life are to have babies and look pretty. so, instead of telling Bigelow what an amazing director she is when she wins the DGA, they tell her how sexy her legs are. because you know, that is her biggest contribution to the human race: her sexy legs.


Comment by Matt Shea

February 11th 2010 04:08
It's so strange to have such a lack of nominations, and I just took a look: Campion lost to Spielberg for Schindler's List in '93. She probably should have won, IMO. Coppola definitely should have won for Translation in 03. I've never seen Seven Beauties, but that was a tough year - up against Lumet for Network, Pakula for President's Men, Bergman for Face to Face and eventual winner Avildsen for Rocky.

And I was thinking some more about Bigelow: it's a bizarre remark to make about her, because it just confirms what she seems to be saying in most of her films - that men are totally ridiculous.



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