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Trying to hook up with Tila Tequila

October 12th 2007 03:53
Tila Tequila in a bikini
To me, Tila Tequila represents the waste that flows and ebbs through the mangled lines of the Internet. She's one of the 'celebs' of the new Internet, having made a name for herself by having the most popular MySpace page back in 2004 (2003? 2005?).

Having the most popular MySpace page is like being the sluttiest cheerleader. Of course you're popular - but that don't mean you're any good.

My issue with Tequila is that the image she portrays is damaging, I think, to a healthy society. She's somewhat attractive, but with layers upon layers of makeup. She's Asian and rail-thin. She's willing to pose naked and near naked, whatever it takes to get published.

My issue, to continue, is that her image is one of neutered sexuality. All across America, men of all ages are downloading her photos, her videos, buying her Maxim spreads and exercising their vigourous fantasies on her. She exists only as some sort of masturbatory accessory for the lowest-common denominator. Her latest effort, a reality-TV show where she masquerades her porn-friendly bisexuality around for ratings, is only an attempt to bring acceptable sleaze into American homes.

It is, at this time, prudent for me to make a guilty admission: I, too, want to have sex with Tila Tequila. Despite the fact that I despise her. Even conscious of her repellent nature, there's enough savage-male in me to make me want to visit her MySpace page and watch her videos and buy the latest moronic men's magazine.

Bah! I disappoint myself.

It's not sexuality that I protest, but the lack of it from Tequila. Her near-nude photoshoots and her on-all-fours poses are intended to titillate, but without the heavy dreaminess of true erotica.

For contrast, take a look at Monica Belluci. A beautiful, elegant woman. She's wonderful to watch onscreen, she's posed nude often and is a fine example of the aura of sexuality.

In comparison, Tequila is shoddy, sterilized pornography; at the same time, she, along with her usual cast of friends, is damaging the idea of sexuality more than any pornographic movie (well... almost. There's some weird, weird stuff out there). Bring back the sexy women, and cast aside these latex versions of real women.


*this image is from the Slate article.

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Comment by Raoul Duke

October 12th 2007 05:12
Nice post there Cibbuano,
come check out my two cents sometime, sexy - feminine or erotica, if you haven't already ...

Comment by Cibbuano

October 12th 2007 05:20
I will check it out when I get home, M. Duke!

Comment by Stanley

October 13th 2007 03:25
here, here with the call on monica belluci!

don't fret, cib. it usually are the girls that are most detestable that you want to spend one night with the most. i, fall into that category as well, and to deal with it i take boiling hot showers hourly to deal with my male foibles.

Comment by Anonymous

October 17th 2007 20:43
I think this post is so mean and evil. I think that Tila Tequila is an amazing person. She is most popular because she is a BEAUTIFUL person inside and out. She cares about people! She has a beautiful body so why not show it off.

Comment by Anonymous

October 17th 2007 20:43
I think this post is so mean and evil. I think that Tila Tequila is an amazing person. She is most popular because she is a BEAUTIFUL person inside and out. She cares about people! She has a beautiful body so why not show it off.

Comment by Cibbuano

October 18th 2007 00:23
this post may be mean, but I'd hesitate before calling it evil. She may very well be a beautiful person on the inside, caring about people, as you say, but from the publicity that's out there, that's not evident.


Comment by Anonymous

October 18th 2007 03:02
People need to stop blaming tv for other people's action...and a reality tv show at that.

"...only an attempt to bring acceptable sleaze into American homes."

So when someone cheats, it's Tila's fault because they have seen her show?

Maybe these homewreckers need to start owning up instead.

Comment by Anonymous

October 18th 2007 04:32
ewww. how can anyone think tila is "beautiful on the inside" after this gross show. c'mon people, i don't care whether you're the hottest girl known to mankind--there's something a little sick about setting up a whole show with yourself as the prize. i don't think it's possible to be more self-absorbed. and the contestants are even more pathetic for playing into it.

Comment by Concerned Person

October 22nd 2007 20:29
If people have a problem with Tila Tequila so much, then why the hell do you post shit about her bashing her. If you don't like her, then leave it at that. But I think it's something more than that. I think people are jealous of her and that's why they bash her. Because if it wasn't jealousy and you really didn't like her, then you would not be wasting your time talking shit about her. She has a brain and a heart and it's her damn body. If she wants to have fake tits then let her do it. Don't judge her because of what she does and the decisions she makes. It's her life. And if this show is what everyone is hyped up about. And this show is lame and it sucks and it's sexist and all the other crap I hear about it. Then don't fucking watch it. Shut your damn TV off or change the damn channel but how dare you sit up on a freaking web site and bash a celebrity about the decisions she makes when we are not all perfect.

-Concerned Person

Comment by Lala

October 22nd 2007 20:48
Hahaha. You know what concerned Person. That is so true. If people don't like her, then why waste your time talking about her. Girl/Boy. Whatever you are. You fucking rock!

Comment by Anonymous

October 24th 2007 11:08
To all those females defending Tila Tequilla: well... I think the guy was trying to say that some things need to be left to the imagination unlike the things Tila shows for free. Yes, he would like to screw her and that's b/c guys get off on visuals. However, no man would truly want to take a girl like her home to his mother.... or his maid for that matter. Honestly, I think the bi-sexual thing is a publicity stunt. I too am from another country, equally, naturally beautiful and as petite and fun, (if not more b/c my breasts are REEEEL and my but is like VIDA Guererra's). However, I refuse to use those features to further myself. I would rather receive praise for my intellect and then my beauty I'm the same age and zodiac sign as Tila BUT I have a LEGITIMATE modeling career under my belt. I then grew up and now work as a criminal prosecutor for a government agency. Instead of taking my clothes off and trying to fit in with gangs and fighting, I pursued my EDUCATION. It doesn't pay as much in money as what Tila makes, ... maybe it does; but at the end of the day... I can live with myself knowing that I didn't have to sacrifice my self respect. I studied and worked my way to the top rather than screwing and stripping my way. AND my education, morals and values will stand the test of time compared to home girls youth and the MEASLY 10 episodes of exploitation on MTV. And you wonder why I spend my time commenting on her????BECAUSE she makes me ashamed to be an American female!!! Considering the fact that we came from similar circumstances, I must say that I'm glad to have taken the high road. She really does exhibit the most unclassy behavior as a lady. I'm aware that this is America, and "sex sells", but there's a million more where she came from. So therfore Tila Tequilla is a disgrace to American women. And don't give me that "but she cares about people" crap as an excuse... So, when I rob you but give you a sweet little smile and a booty dance, will you forgive me then?? When you're broke??? because "I care about people"????????? GET A BRAIN!!! GET SOME VALUES!!! I sure hope you aren't a female b/c you disgrace us...

Comment by Anonymous

October 27th 2007 03:16
Disgrace to american women. This is freaking 2007. Stop trying to classify and define a woman, period. Who are you to say who is a lady and who is not? What the heck is a lady? Is someone more ladylike if they stay home and cook and clean? People are people. A woman that acts a certain way disgraces herself, not to an entire gender. We need to stop perceiving one person's action as some stereotype across an entire freaking gender and especially women at that. There are enough standards and stereotypes on women as is.

Comment by Anonymous

October 31st 2007 07:33
But she's giving people what they want. If there's no demand, there's no supply right? Also, isn't her on-line and tv image just that - an image? As you say so many males are exercising their masturbatory fantasies on her image, so why does she not also use them toward her financial ends?

Comment by Anonymous

November 6th 2007 00:38
dude tila is so beautiful and her show rocks.whoever thinks tila is ugly is so F*%&ing gay.





O by the way we are girls and we are not
gay either..



Comment by Anonymous

November 8th 2007 15:42
your an ass hole...Your juss mad you can't have her...be jealous be very jealous....

Comment by Anonymous

November 9th 2007 21:16
Far from being hot she looks like an alian...not to mention a slut one. Theer are plenty beautiful talenetd women around and we have to buy this kind of crap!


Comment by Anonymous

November 12th 2007 03:38
I do think people are dumb to think that one person stereotypes a certain gender. That's why there were so many problems in the world to begin with, because people are narrow-minded, dumb, and always insist on stereotyping. True, Tila acts sort of idiotic and unclassy sometimes but I think she is better than she originally was. With what she started off with, she did a lot. Just because some people want a boring job the rest of their lives, doesn't mean that she necessarily did the "wrong" thing... by doing the magazines, TV shows... it's just how she presented herself.

Comment by Anonymous

November 29th 2007 19:02

Monica all the way. She is what a true sexy woman is.

This Tila skank on the other hand - ew. I think I just got an STD saying her name....

Comment by Anonymous

December 1st 2007 01:50
TT is a repellent, disgusting used douche.
But, luckily for us she's on minute 14 of her lame fame, so it wont be long...

Comment by Anonymous

December 17th 2007 20:22
Your text goes hereYour text goes herei think that tila can do alot better as to making our society look less trashy. Our generation doesnt need more bad things for our parents or elderly people to talk about. But thats my opinion. representing [ kenosha,WiSCONSiN ].

Comment by Anonymous

January 6th 2008 06:53
what are you gay?

Comment by sezzi

December 10th 2008 03:26
Omg u guys are so mean she is beautiful she seems real nice aswell im not bi or anything but i think she is pritty. I dont know how u could write something so mean about someone.

Comment by Anonymous

December 24th 2008 11:39
dude tila is so beautiful and her show rocks.whoever thinks tila is ugly is so F*%&ing gay.

thats what i m taking about!

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