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The Reason I Will Not Be Watching Transformers 2

July 16th 2009 05:20
I did not enjoy the first Transformers live-action film.

CLICKHERE to read my scathing review of Transformers (2007) on Movie Train.

"For the first half it seems like a vehicle for a series of shots of Megan Fox's midriff (a women who would look better with a bag over her head and looks waaaay too old to be playing a teenager), and the second half didnt even hold my attention it was so dull."

So it goes without saying that I was already highly skeptical of what Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen (2009) was going to be like. Same director (Michael Bay), same producer (Steven Spielberg), and same principal cast (Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox etc). It seemed to be the sequel was only going to be as bad or worse.

While browsing YouTube I clicked on a review of Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen (2009) - see below - and the sheer animosity of the reviewers towards the film convinced me it is something I will NOT be watching.

They are incensed and frustrated and baffled all at the same time. They said they had not seen such a bad film since Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008), a film which was largely laughed out of town by any movie-goer with a shred of sense or dignity.

Warning: video contains spoilers, and strong language



Megan Fox - Transformers Revenge of The Fallen poster



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Comment by Jason King

July 16th 2009 05:30
The reason that it's woefully crap should be enough but it is better than the new Harry Potter film You should look out for their review on HP - it will be worse than this one.

Comment by StarWarsGeek

July 16th 2009 06:18
Come on, it CAN NOT be worse then 'Sar Trek: 90210', surely?

Comment by Tracy

July 16th 2009 08:03
I won't be seeing it either, Morgan...

Comment by Janet Collins

July 16th 2009 08:11

Comment by Wilson Pon

July 16th 2009 11:30
Honestly, I agreed with Jason's thought. Although the Transformer 2 not as good as the first series, but it much better than the new Harry Potter, which is totally suck...

Comment by Bryn

July 16th 2009 12:24
What about Terminator Salvation? Is that worth catching on the big screen or waiting until the DVD?

Comment by Whitney

July 16th 2009 20:28
It was a great movie. Better than the first.

Comment by Morgan Bell

July 18th 2009 02:59
hi Jason,

i hear the new Harry Potter has a "poof" scene?




hi Star Wars Geek,

awww i liked the new Star Trek - although i can acknowledge it was a litlle 90210



hi Tracy
hi Janet

glad to know im not the only one who is giving this a miss . . .

Comment by Morgan Bell

July 18th 2009 03:10
hi Peter,

Megan Fox's look is not my cup of tea . . . she looks like a blow-up doll sex toy




hi Wilson,

oh another one with an unfavourable review of Harry Potter . . . dont tell me Michael Bay was directing that one too? haha




hi Bryn,

i havent seen the new Terminator yet, Jason has a review up over at Salty Popcorn though



hi Whitney,

i got told by one of my friends daughters that it was "friken awesome" and she was going to see it again and again . . . each to their own

Comment by JohnDoe

July 18th 2009 22:50
Funny clip....no desire to see this film long before the geek boy rampage footage.

it's Michael bay, he only makes one kind of picture and they make billions....so he makes more. Pearl Harbour shpould have been the end of his career, but NNNOOOO. Just like freekin Uwe Boll, people continue to pay to watch the product.

Comment by Morgan Bell

July 19th 2009 05:09
hi John Doe,

yeah i really didnt need any extra reasons either, but the "geek boy rampage" (haha love your description) just cemented it for me

i really liked The Island, more for the script than the direction, there were a few unnecessary explosions . . . i also thought The Rock was decent for a brain-dead popcorn action film, good performances

lets face it, the man (Bay) is still just a music clip director who is obsessed with pyrotechnics

Comment by Bryn

July 19th 2009 05:19
Armageddon is a guilty supertrash pleasure of mine, although I haven't seen it in years, so not sure just how much gratification I'd glean from it now.

Comment by Tracy

July 19th 2009 07:09
You like Armageddon, Bryn...?! Eeek!

Comment by Bryn

July 19th 2009 22:54
Tracy, I know, I know, I'm strange. For the most part those kinds of flicks annoy the hell out of me, but I kinda enjoyed the spectacle of it when I first saw it. Like I said, I haven't seen it since, so I somehow doubt I'd get much from it now. I think I enjoyed the special effects, even though the whole concept was absurd. Please forgive me.

Comment by Tracy

July 20th 2009 08:32
Hi Bryn

I was being a meanie by making you explain why you like Armageddon, I’m now repentant and apologetic

I have no reason to comment as I’ve watched some utter crap over the last few months...

Enjoy and relish!

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