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April 1st 2008 01:57
Chinese model throwing up yellow paint handbag

I checked my stats this morning and 20/20 Filmsight is getting over 5,000 readers every day! Sure, a great number of those are robots looking to spam content and porn-hungry internet vagabonds, but there are plenty of real people hidden in those stats, too.

I had a surge of around 20 new subscribers recently, some of whom are probably new Orble bloggers. Welcome, and I hope you enjoy reading!

In case you're new to the blog, I thought I'd take a skinny dip into my posts of yore and dig up some interesting stuff from the vaults.

Futuristic painting

Articles that I've written:

Senator Obama is the Riddler
Very timely... Obama is looking like the best face the Democrats can push forward at the moment.

Why it's great to be a film critic
Even though most of us are tiptoeing the line between surly and grouchy, there's a lot to look forward to.

Yang Li Ping dance video
I found this incredible Chinese dance video, with a sexy, graceful star. I uploaded animated GIFs I made from the video.

8 Great Movies that Men Should Watch
I went atypical on this list, trying to convince men to watch something they usually wouldn't go near...

Why British comedy series are superior to American comedy series
Just in my opinion, of course, and I haven't seen the good stuff that's coming out of America right now.

The New Yorker on romantic comedies

An illuminating article on what makes a great rom-com

Asparagus Juice
I can't believe I drank this stuff...

The Jena 6 and Nina Simone
This song carries the weight of the Civil Rights Movement...

Red Leaves around a tree

A Few Good Reviews:

Annie Hall - Deep Red - The Story of the Weeping Camel - An American Werewolf in London - Husbands and Wives - Zombie Movie from Horrorphile - Grindhouse - I served the King of England - No Country for Old Men - London to Brighton - Hot Fuzz - Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

Russian poster warning against drinking

and, since you've been good enough to read until the end, some endlessly hilarious or fascinating videos to make your day:

Lasse's Amateur

An old Pink Panther cartoon

Bush in the United States of Whatevah!

My hometown sings the Canadian anthem at a playoff game in response to Americans booing the anthem in the States.

A Hindi version of Informer by Snow

Fainting Goats


Drunk Burglar tries to rob liquor store

Pulp Fiction in typography

Nautipuss submarine commanded by sexy women

... what, you're still here? Oh, I know. You want the sleazy stuff. OK, here are a couple of distractions for you:

The lesbian top 100 sexiest women - A group of lesbians pick the sexiest women in the world. A great list...

The Top 10 (B-list) actresses from the 80s
- Not definitive... just the ones that I liked when I was a kid.

The epic Femtroopers post - this post gets around 500 readers every day!

A Japanese game show with pie-fighting rodeo bikini models
- I could easily design a game this weird. Seriously.

Alize Jacotey music video - I have a weakness for French women, and this singer makes my affliction even worse.

Waiting Movie Review - this is an awful movie. A mediocre premise, ruined by try-hardness. I sat through it for the occasional glimpse of Emmanuelle Chriqui, a Montreal-born actress that brings sweet rain to a parched desert. Good lord!

Lindsay Lohan shrug - I don't like this actress, but I can't pull my eyes away.

Body double for Zhang Ziyi wants to marry a foreigner - The movie was awful, but the bathing scenes burned images into my retinas.

That's all I've got. Can't you see that I'm penniless? Please, leave a poor critic alone with his boxes of DVDs...

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Comment by JohnDoe

April 1st 2008 02:22
WOW, great going Cib...congratulations...though I've already read all the posts you linked.

Comment by RubySoho

April 1st 2008 02:25
I checked my stats this morning and 20/20 Filmsight is getting over 5,000 readers every day!

Show-off.

...just kidding...congrats.

Comment by Cibbuano

April 1st 2008 02:38
JD, thanks for reading all this time!

Ruby, even though it seems like a big number, very few of those readers comment, so it doesn't feel like this blog is particularly well-trafficked.


Comment by Morgan Bell

April 1st 2008 03:39
i love how random some of those post names are . . . be assured i will click on every link!

Comment by Cibbuano

April 1st 2008 03:44
thanks Morgan! Looking at the titles now, they seem random, but, I assure you, they made perfect sense at the time, even the "Japanese Bikini Pie Fighting Rodeo"


Comment by Louie

April 1st 2008 04:12
wow 5k, very impressive, I am sure NONE of the visitors are spambots, dont be so modest.

Comment by Cibbuano

April 1st 2008 04:27
louie, sigh... I'm not sure how many spambots there are, but for sure, most of the readers are just looking for saucy pictures. The most highly trafficked posts are always the ones with pictures of girls.


Comment by Damo

April 1st 2008 10:54
5000 is good enough to publish.
Watch out for the spam.

Comment by Trina

April 1st 2008 13:02
Well done Cibby, that's really amazing stuff and it's time that more people discovered your talent! Great post, such a good idea, and so inspiring to the rest of the old and new school Orblers

Comment by Cibbuano

April 1st 2008 20:54
damo, thanks... the orble system is pretty good at filtering out spam, it seems... I usually only get angry anonymous comments!

trina, thanks! Good to see you around - good luck with the dance school.

Comment by KylieW

April 2nd 2008 06:21
Excellent work Cib. That's a great achievement

Comment by Bryn

April 16th 2008 00:52
Shameless self-promoter!!!
... mutters the envious Orble Movie Blogger #3

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