David O'Connell
Matt Shea
Senator Obama is The Riddler
February 12th 2007 02:47
I'm all for voting in a black President into the Oval Office. I've got tingles just thinking about it, and I'm sure a lot of other people in the world - not only Americans, or even just the African-Americans - are gleefully looking forward to this next election in the United States of Uh-merica.
Edit: I wouldn't vote for Obama solely because he's black, though. I think he's an excellent candidate, one that embraces the ideals of an American president, one who strives for excellence. If Marion Berry ran, I'd be skeptical!
But something just doesn't sit right with Mr. Obama.
I mean, allegations about radical Islam and his nebulous past aside. Political parties are so aroused just thinking about smear campaigns, but it seems that the voting public cares less and less about a candidate's past.
In Obama's case, though, there's something fairly nefarious going on. Let's look at a typical picture:
See? Nice, eh?
Clean-cut. Winning smile. Non-confrontational hair, though just a little 'fro enough to still be a brother. You could almost see him nodding amusingly to the beat at the back of a Parliament concert.
Nice tie. Acceptable nose. He even looks 'articulate', ha ha.
Now let's - just for argument's sake, mind you - throw him into Illustrator and vector art-ize his face:
Still nothing threatening. In fact, he looks even more 'articulate', if that's possible, due to the lightening of colour. Still every inch a Presidential candidate, though one that could possible star in an X-Men comic.
To really penetrate his clever disguise, we need to reverse engineer his diabolical scheme. We need to ADD the mask and costume for the real horror to manifest:
Uh huh!
Senator Barack Hussein Obama is the alter ego of the arch-villain known as The Riddler.
To my friends at the FBI, if you search in Mr. Obama's garage (with your new-found privacy-blind powers), you will find the Riddlermobile, with the remains of John Gotti and the alien autopsy results from Area 51.
With the retirement of Batman, Obama has been free to wreak havoc across the country, committing heinous criminal acts and tormenting his victims with riddles that vary in difficulty from Sudoku level, right up to the final question on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
From this assertion, it's fairly easy to extrapolate to Obama's final vision as he claims the Presidency:
To conclude, a quote from Senator Obama that was totally fabricated by me: 'Veni vidi vici...and all that shit!'
Update: I submitted this article to BoingBoing and got a mention.
It was further linked to on MyDD - Direct Democracy
* image of Senator Obama was taken from My Apologetics and is used for parody purposes. The image of The Riddler was taken from the Wikipedia entry.
Edit: I wouldn't vote for Obama solely because he's black, though. I think he's an excellent candidate, one that embraces the ideals of an American president, one who strives for excellence. If Marion Berry ran, I'd be skeptical!
But something just doesn't sit right with Mr. Obama.
I mean, allegations about radical Islam and his nebulous past aside. Political parties are so aroused just thinking about smear campaigns, but it seems that the voting public cares less and less about a candidate's past.
In Obama's case, though, there's something fairly nefarious going on. Let's look at a typical picture:
See? Nice, eh?
Clean-cut. Winning smile. Non-confrontational hair, though just a little 'fro enough to still be a brother. You could almost see him nodding amusingly to the beat at the back of a Parliament concert.
Nice tie. Acceptable nose. He even looks 'articulate', ha ha.
Now let's - just for argument's sake, mind you - throw him into Illustrator and vector art-ize his face:
Still nothing threatening. In fact, he looks even more 'articulate', if that's possible, due to the lightening of colour. Still every inch a Presidential candidate, though one that could possible star in an X-Men comic.
To really penetrate his clever disguise, we need to reverse engineer his diabolical scheme. We need to ADD the mask and costume for the real horror to manifest:
Uh huh!
Senator Barack Hussein Obama is the alter ego of the arch-villain known as The Riddler.
To my friends at the FBI, if you search in Mr. Obama's garage (with your new-found privacy-blind powers), you will find the Riddlermobile, with the remains of John Gotti and the alien autopsy results from Area 51.
With the retirement of Batman, Obama has been free to wreak havoc across the country, committing heinous criminal acts and tormenting his victims with riddles that vary in difficulty from Sudoku level, right up to the final question on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
From this assertion, it's fairly easy to extrapolate to Obama's final vision as he claims the Presidency:
To conclude, a quote from Senator Obama that was totally fabricated by me: 'Veni vidi vici...and all that shit!'
Update: I submitted this article to BoingBoing and got a mention.
It was further linked to on MyDD - Direct Democracy
* image of Senator Obama was taken from My Apologetics and is used for parody purposes. The image of The Riddler was taken from the Wikipedia entry.
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Comment by Adrian
Philosophy Blog
Or does he look like YOU?
Layers and layers of the onion...
Neat post, Cibby. Was the Illustrator stuff your own handiwork?
Comment by Cibbuano
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Fat Cult
Techbreak
It's pretty crude, but I snapped it off in 40 minutes. Don't let me get my hands of a picture of you...
Comment by Damo
He must be flattered.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Comment by JohnDoe
Film & TV on DVD
On The Colbert Report last nite their was a black activist claiming Obama can not be labelled "Black" in the American context because he is not decended from slaves???
Not sure why I told you that, but it was bloody entertaining to watch.
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Comment by Mountain Fog
Infognito
Screen Trek
QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
I, like many others, taped the swearing in ceremony, cried and whooped and hoped, just maybe, the big nasty 'beast' manipulating US politics had been put away for good.
One can only hope, and if not, let us hope Obama is really a super hero, cos' he's gonna need it!
cheers
fog