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Last Tango in Paris

September 11th 2006 18:40
Last Tango in Paris movie poster
This film was famously coined "the most powerfully erotic movie ever made" by Pauline Kael, and has attracted leagues of detractors and adorers. Featuring Marlon Brando as a tormented middle-aged man that enters into a violently casual sexual relationship with a young woman, Last Tango in Paris was banned in Italy when it came out, and the director, Bernando Bertolucci, was arrested by the Italian court.

It has been said that the film was based on Bertolucci's impression of a Francis Bacon painting, using the motif of a tortured figure, lost in despair.

I have to admit, though, that I didn't watch it for artistic reasons. Truthfully, I rented it because of Seinfeld.

Jerry: You never saw Last Tango in Paris?

George: No, why?

Jerry: (chuckling) It was erotic!

I didn't enjoy it at all. Perhaps it's because I've become too jaded to appreciate it, and too desensitized to be turned on by it. I couldn't even finish it.

Yes, Bertolucci does his usual filmmaking, with the great lighting and impressive scenes. Yes, Brando gives a performance that's as good as Lex Luthor planning on world domination. Yes, the girl, played by Maria Schneider, has fficial&sa=N&tab=wi" target="_blank">eyepoppingly good breasts(nsfw), which are exposed for most of the movie.

But I couldn't finish it.

At the time of its release, in 1972, the scenes of debased sexual behaviour, and the indifference of the sexual act must have been shocking... liberating, even.

Now, however, in 2006, where casual sex is part of young adulthood, where oral and anal sex have become another night out at the movies, the scenes in Last Tango in Paris do not shock or titillate.

Yes, the story is played out nicely, but the viewer's interest in it becomes masked by the irritating conversation between Brando and Schneider. I just couldn't take it.

Honestly, I haven't been shocked by a film since 1996, when I watched Pulp Fiction and Ving Rhames got buggered to that hillbilly music. I still get creeps.

Last Tango in Paris is commonly applauded for its depiction of sexual relationships, and its willingness to push moral boundaries... however, I think the film has less relevance for us in these thong-wearing, STD-passing times. Besides, I was too bored to finish the movie, and I enjoyed sitting through every minute of Eyes Wide Shut.


Afterthought: I haven't seen all of his films, but I've definitely noticed a trend in Bertolucci movies. Big, naked breasts. The three that I've seen, Last Tango in Paris, The Last Emperor and The Dreamers, all have very impressive nude scenes.


I say: Don't bother. While it is awe-inspiring to see Brando gives us every ounce of dark matter inside himself, it made me yawn far too often.


See it for
: I didn't make it that far, but apparently the anal sex scene caused a lot of wagging fingers back in the day.



* this movie poster was taken from Amazon.com and is used here to support the review of this film.

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Comment by Adrian

September 11th 2006 22:31
Here's one contrary vote -- I loved the film!

I think the whole genre does it for me. The genre of: "Let's together in a bare room and fuck like rabbits while talking about the meaning of life".

I guess what appeals to me is: (1) Brando -- best actor nomination for this film, and he deserved it; (2) the psychological exploration of the film generally; (3) the ethical, meaning of life issues.

To any prospective viewers: Don't watch it for the sex. Watch it asking yourself about motivation and character. Ask about the spaces between words, about unsaid implications, double meanings, possible interpretations. Then I think the film will be interesting.

Comment by JohnDoe

September 11th 2006 22:51
Chalk me up as a fan , or is that butter me up as a fan.

Either way I really think this film strength is in the subtle grey areas of complex emotion. Brando was never again this good, IMO he actually delves into his inner psyche to expose hints of Marlon.

Not for everyone, This film will appeal to fans of films that explore the intricacys of human relationships and the power of sexuality.


Comment by Cibbuano

September 11th 2006 23:32
it had potential, but I didn't enjoy the interactions between Brando and Schneider. It didn't seem interesting or cute.

I was considering giving it another chance, because of the great scenes with Brando and his mother-in-law.

Comment by MamaB

September 12th 2006 00:09
I've heard very mixed reviews on it though I think I'd like to check it out.

Comment by Bryn

September 12th 2006 00:24
You want more more Bertolucci breasts? Try Stealing Beauty, and you'll get to enjoy both Rachel Weiz's ample bosum and even Liv Tyler's if I remember correctly!
Last Tango in Paris was rated R20 at the cinemas in New Zealand! I hired it on video back in the heady days before all videos carried ratings. The endless monologue Brandy gives in the bedroom bored me to tears, but I remember enjoying the composition.
There's a sense of doom permeating the film which resonates. It's also of a time (70s) when successful arty directors like Bertolucci could indulge themselves narratively, and get away with it. There was a strong emphasis on space and time, and I applaud it. In the same brilliant way Tarkovsky played with it.

Comment by Cibbuano

September 12th 2006 00:41
I believe I'm going to rent Stealing Beauty.


Comment by JohnDoe

September 12th 2006 03:05
I quite enjoyed Stealing Beauty too, I think you will dig it Cib. Its a much more traditional story and I know you wil like Liv Tyler getting her ya-yas out.

Comment by Luke

September 12th 2006 04:34
Yeah I love this film too... mainly for Brando and the ending. So good.

Comment by Milly

September 27th 2006 14:34
No, I didn't really like it much either, though my mum said it was a must see. That actress gave me the shits with her pouty expressions and dull script. Oh, and did they have wax in those days? Boy oh boy could she have used some.

Comment by Cibbuano

September 27th 2006 22:29
wax? Milly, set yourself free!


Comment by Bryn

September 27th 2006 23:50
Milly, Milly, Milly ...
What is it with young women these days who feel a girl needs to be completely shaven/waxed to be considered attractive and sexy ..?? The modern porn industry has got a lot to answer for!!!
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a smooth pussy as much as the next nubile lovin' man .... but generally I find a girl who keeps herself reasonably au natural to be much more womanly and, ultimately, sexier. Sure, a little trimming might be in order, y'know, the old landing strip is a sure fire hit, but "womanly" is the operative word here .. otherwise if all the girls we shagged had shaven/waxed nether regions, then we'd start to get a complex that we were actually closet pedophiles (!!)
I mean, sure, there are a few reasons why women shave that have nothing to do with how attractive they appear to men in the nude, like being concerned about how they appear in a bikini on the beach, or how comfortable they feel getting changed in the women's locker room (the first is obviously a visual aesthetic, fair enough, I agree. The latter is based on social conditioning and peer pressure.)
As Cibbuano said ... "set yourself free" .... Have a trim, but don't necessarily go bald for the rest of your life ... I'm sure Sampson would've approved of Delilah going au natural, as it would have spelled seriously wild passion in the boudoir.
Am I making much of a point here, or am I simply makin' an ass of myself ...?

Comment by Milly

September 28th 2006 00:21
I understand what you guys are getting at but she had an enormous jet black bush happening and would have used a trim for the movie. Anyhow, enough about the nether regions.

Comment by Milly

September 28th 2006 00:23
Oops...I meant could. I'm still getting used to this posting business. It's great fun, I must say.

Comment by Bryn

September 28th 2006 00:27
WOOOOOOSSSSHH!!! GO THE BIG JET BUSH!!! LMFAO

Comment by Cibbuano

September 28th 2006 00:34
heh, I'm in total agreement with Bryn... I'd rather women sculpted their bodies for their own aesthetic, rather than tryng to conform to a typical man's idea of a desirable woman, ie, Playboy playmate.

That said, Milly had a good point. The girl in the movie WAS bushy... but that's part of that retro charm, no?

It's like when you watch that Bruce Lee movie and Chuck Norris shows off his styled back hair. That doesn't happen anymore, does it?


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