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Film Criticism by David O'Connell

Interviewing a Man with No Testicles is Serious Business

December 13th 2006 23:01
This Dutch talk show obviously deals with very serious subjects, and, as the host of the show, you are expected to be appropriately compassionate and grave throughout.

This host, though, has probably reached the limit of how much he can take...



I think I would have maintained my composure...

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Comment by jon

December 13th 2006 23:02
Do you know what happened to the presenter -- did he get fired?

Comment by Lily

December 13th 2006 23:37
hahahahaha..
that last line would have done me in too lol

~Lily


Comment by charles

December 14th 2006 00:01
I haven't got sound going at the moment - damnit!

I suspect it's a setup though, but good find Cibby.


Charles.

Comment by Adrian

December 14th 2006 02:54
Contra Lilla, the first line would have done me in ...

How could you not laugh? Everything about it would be geared towards cracking you up.

Comment by KylieW

December 14th 2006 02:59
Hilarious stuff! I love it. The whole thing is very funny, but that last line about being a dog and not able to lick your own testicles....priceless!

Comment by Lilla

December 14th 2006 08:04
Nice to see you back Cibby... and with such a bizarre 'gem'....

poor guy... do we know how he woke up to find them gone ...?

Comment by Stanley

December 14th 2006 09:22
hahaha i am speecless. i am without speech.

Comment by JoshZ

December 14th 2006 09:51
I would give myself about five seconds before losing control.

Comment by Sword Serenity

December 14th 2006 10:34
I could keep my composure during most of that, but come on, that dog-licking-testicles comment was asking for it. How could you take that seriously?

Comment by David my David

December 14th 2006 12:05
Cib

Do you think I'm a cynic?

I see this bullshit post of yours, which is one of the wankiest posts I've ever seen on Orble ... no substance ... nothing to it ... it's like a no sperm toss ... and fuck me, I've seen a few (I've even posted a few of them ... but I did them deliberately ... ) ...

Fuck me ... No don't fuck me ... ... And surprise, surprise ... guess who is the first commenter on your post is ... that has gone vote crazy ... ? Jon... (everyone's friend on Orble. I fucked him off from my friends' list .. what's he ever done for me? "Jon. What's in it for me, man?" Oh, shit sorry ... Jon is Orble ... they promise to pay decent writers ... but they pay the ones who can't write for shit ...... what sort of life does Jon live? Does he live a lovely little life of mediocre luxury on the back of the real talent on Orble .. Me thinks so ...

Fuck me. Orble is corruupt man ... and for all your fluffy, fuzzy philosophising ... you're just one more sycophant ...

By the way ... Merry Christmas ...

I hope that fat fuck Santa fits down your flue .. (no-one has chimneys anymore ...

Sorry to vent Cib ... but seriously ... Orble is out of control man ...

It's full of brown-nosing sycophants ... They promise to pay writers with talent ... Can you answer me this ... Who are the people on Orble getting paid? I want to learn how to write with talent from them ...

Guess what I anticipate from you ... Oh, I'm sorry that would be against privacy laws ...

What fucking privacy laws? The privacy laws that allows Orble to not divulge to anyone that they don't pay anyone except brown-nosing sychophants ...

CORRUPT MAN CORRUPT ...

Please post something that I don't use as virutal toilet paper on your next post ...






Comment by David my David

December 14th 2006 12:20
Cib

By the way,

How come this wank, no-sperm toss of a post comes ..

up as the No 1 popular Orble post when it's like a dry wank of a eunuch?

FFS man ... Seriously ... This is pure Orble Wank ...

And you expect us to treat you with dignity and respect ...

FFS man, you have to earn that ...

not brown-nose your way to it ...

THIS POST PISSES ME OFF BIG TIME ... AND SO DOES ORBLE ...

BAN ME .. IF YOU LIKE (I have a great lawyer ... I'd love to see you try ...


Comment by Lily

December 14th 2006 12:22
now, i wonder if it was a set up.. hmmm..

god i'm glad i don't blog for money..

slow them brews up HJ (d) ....

~Lily

Comment by Deorre

December 14th 2006 15:46
Whether wank or not, this stuff is F'ing infectious. Couldn't stop laughing for quite some time.


Comment by pegasus

December 14th 2006 16:14
set up or not, it was a funny video.

Comment by Bryn

December 15th 2006 00:50
Someone's raw nerve got seriously pinched.
Fucking hilarious post Cibby.

Comment by Cibbuano

December 15th 2006 05:10
David my David, if you really want answers to your questions, feel free to send me a message.

To anyone else wondering about the terseness of this post and its relative popularity, I queued this up before I went on vacation. It's important to post often, so that your RSS feeds get pinged for new content.. after all, you want your posts at the top of search engine results.

Why is it popular? I suppose the video is entertaining, and that's enough. I certainly don't claim that my 'writing' on this post deserves the attention.

As for my next post, I linked to a trailer for the new TMNT movie, which, I guess, is virtual toilet paper.


Comment by Geoffrey Robertson

December 15th 2006 07:29
Cibbuano, you wipe your arse with a trailer!
That's one big arse.
I'm surprised there is still room for that big head of yours, that's all.

Comment by Ahmed

December 15th 2006 08:01
'As his wife I can't fondle with his testicles', OH COME ON! You so had it coming you stupid old cow.

ANyway, it wasn't really justified, the laughing, he should have walked off and said he was having an allergic reaction or something...


How did he have them removed? Was it a workplae accident or a screw up at the hospital?

Comment by Ahmed

December 15th 2006 08:09
who said the 'dog cant lick his testicles'? I thought it was the interviewer (sounds off )

Yeah so this got popular, fact of the matter is this happens a lot, it is the principle behind websites like youtube for instance...

Looks like Davey my Davey is in a bit of an anger venting over the fact he's making 2 cents a week from orble for his 'quality' writing (hey, I've been there), truth is orble pays absed on commision, so you'll need to stick to it for quite some time to get your traffic up, heck right now if I make more than a dollar a week I am please

As for banning, well lawyers can't really do anything about it, there is no legalities on the matter.

The video was entertaining and thats what really matters in the end...

Comment by Luke

December 16th 2006 04:24
David My David left a strange comment on one of my blogs once asking me questions about self-indulgement or something, but he never came back to clarify what he meant exactly.

As for having a cry about this blog... geez, get a tissue, it's not the end of the world!

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