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I Am Legend

January 22nd 2008 22:07
I Am Legend Will Smith walking through an empty Manhattan
"I Am Legend" is the latest Hollywood success, showing that a music video director, Francis Lawrence, and a former hip hop comedian-turned-actor, Will Smith, still have the chops to pull in $250 million domestic and almost a half million USD internationally.

It's an old story, adapted from the novel of the same name, written by Richard Matheson; published in 1954, the novel would be remade twice before Will Smith took hjis turn - in the 60s as "The Last Man on Earth" and in the 70s as "The Omega Man".

I Am Legend, the novel, is widely acknowledged as being the inspiration for the cinematic constructions of the zombie movie and the post-apocalyptic scenario.

We need to ask the question: was there a need to adapt this movie, yet again?

I'd have to emphatically say "NO!".

"I Am Legend" is a movie of wants. It wants to be a smart movie. It wants to set up Will Smith as an actor that can carry a movie on his own. It wants to scare us when we realize that NYC has been overrun by ghouls, it wants us to feel sorry for the dog and it wants us to feel hope at the end. The trailer makes the movie look a lot more cerebral than it actually is:



To me, it's all butchered into an extravagant waste of money, using the structure of the novel to give us hackneyed action scenes and dull moments of tension. What does the Fresh Prince have to say?

"'There's a sweet spot I've been chasing in my career,'' says Smith. ''Gladiator, Forrest Gump — these are movies with wonderful, audience-pleasing elements but also uncompromised artistic value. I Am Legend always felt like it had those possibilities to me.''

Don't get me wrong - I love the scenario... post-apocalyptic fiction brings up interesting themes of isolation, survival and the questioning of the purpose of living. From the excellent Romero zombie movies, to the comic books, Y:The Last Man and The Walking Dead, there's no end of artists thinking about it.

There's a lot of CGI in this movie, and it looks awful, in my opinion. Even the wildlife is computer generated, and it lacks the grace of natural animals, destroying the magic.

Even though the 'infected' ghouls were played by actors in makeup, the director replaced their images with CGI and the results are truly half-baked; moving at super-speed, with long, rubbery faces, the ghouls are laughable as an enemy and not at all frightening. From the New York Times review, the director was quoted:

“We just weren’t able to get out of people what we really wanted,” he said. “They needed to have an abandon in their performance that you just can’t get out of people in the middle of the night when they’re barefoot. And their metabolisms are really spiked, so they’re constantly hyperventilating, which you can’t really get actors to do for a long time or they pass out.”

Unfortunately, the final effect was to diminish the story... as Roger Ebert wrote:

"...and how, I always wonder, do human beings in all their infinite shapes and sizes mutate into identical pale zombies with infinite speed and strength?"

There are just so many thing I despised about this movie, and I had to force myself to finish it, though I would have preferred washing the dishes or trimming the angry vines that threaten to obscure my front door.

Yes, I'm living in my own mini-apocalyptic world. If I go one day without cutting back the insidious tendrils, they'll snake across the stairway and wrap themselves around the handrail. If the world were to perish, me along with it, the vine would worm its way in through the door and ransack my kitchen, I'm sure. In the end, this bastard vine is a much more frightening foe than any number of ghouls in "I Am Legend".


I say: I try not to watch movies like this. My complaints in bullet form: unnecessary flashbacks, hamfisted religious talk, traps that make no sense, virology that makes little sense, CGI lions, CGI ghouls, ineffective depiction of loneliness.

See it for: One thing that was supremely well-done: they shot footage of New York and digially removed the people, creating the illusion of a familiar city, totally abandoned.


*this image is from IMDb

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Comment by Tracy

January 22nd 2008 22:13
There's no way I'm going to see this film, it sounds dreadful.

Someone would have to tie me to a chair, prise my eyes open and push my ears forward... no way..

Comment by Aimzster

January 22nd 2008 22:34
Remembering the boredom that was Cast Away, I was a little hesitant watching I Am Legend. But I actually didn't mind it, mainly because of Will Smith's portrayal of vulnerability but the ending sucked. It might have ended in a hopeful note but I just thought it was a total waste.

Comment by Cibbuano

January 22nd 2008 23:41
Tracy, I wouldn't think that you'd like this, one bit.

Aimzster, the attraction to post-apocalyptic scenarios is, to me, the examination of the survivor's ability to regain their footing in a new world, and their relationships with people around them.

Will Smith did a passable job, but I didn't find him spectacular.

Comment by Damo

January 23rd 2008 01:11
Cibbuano

You never said it sucks in words but your body language to us what you meant.

Honestly I would mark this down as the most unnecessary remake ever. Omega Man was a much better script and the low budget 28 Days Later had better zombies. Will Smith was fighting to convince the audience that his rational was not nuts. 'I stayed here because it was ground zero.' What the...? And the zombies were selectively brain dead. Suicidally stupid but smart enough to set traps. Hit head on wall now... Perhaps it was just a victim of the writers strike or a committee wrote it based upon a survey. Either way it made no sense.




Comment by Cibbuano

January 23rd 2008 01:23
thanks Damo - you said it: it made no sense. I feel like the flashbacks were tacked on to remind us that he had a family and left them to stay in Manhattan. Woo hoo.

Yes, we didn't need this remake. I blame the hacks, Goldsman and Lawrence.

Comment by Miswanderlust

January 23rd 2008 03:59
Cib
Now I am convinced that I am going to give this movie a pass!
Mis

Comment by Ahmed

January 23rd 2008 04:36
it wants us to feel sorry for the dog

and it bloody well succeeded! Everyones like 'give will smith a best actor award he deserves it' but really, it's the dog, the dog carried the m ovie on his noble shoulders, the dog deserves the best actors. I don't care what anyone says, that dog carried out the best performance in recent memory and it deserves an award in recognition.

So damn all the debates about what the movie is or isn't about because the dog is the key actor here, the dog is what the movie is about.

Comment by Bryn

January 23rd 2008 05:30
I looooove the novel. Very clever book.
This sounds dreadful. How can they do that???
I wish Ridley Scott had managed to get it made, it went into pre-production in the 90s, but stalled, and was shelved.
I love your plant spit btw, very funny.

Comment by Michaelie

January 23rd 2008 07:12
Aimz - funny you say that (re: Cast Away) because Will Smith said he drew inspiration from Tom Hanks in that neverending saga.

Cibb - you know what I thought of it. Not much.

Michaelie


Comment by Cibbuano

January 23rd 2008 21:32
Mis, go and find the original adaptations... Bryn and JohnDoe have both said good things about The Omega Man, I think...

Ahmed, yeah, the dog rocks. The CGI dogs, not so much.

Bryn, I'm definitely keen to get the book. Classic SF is too good to pass up. I read the same thing about Ridley Scott - I bet he would have knocked it out a little better.

Michaelie, post a link to your review here!

Comment by Michaelie

January 24th 2008 05:13
Haha I wasn't hinting that I wanted you to link to me! I can't put links to my posts on other people's posts - I feel weird about it, like I'm shamelessly trying to cash in on your traffic or something!

I'll put a link to yours on mine though, for what it's worth to you!

Comment by Cibbuano

January 24th 2008 05:16
Don't worry, M, feel free to post your reviews in the comments... it's handy for readers that want to read more...


Comment by Theresa

January 25th 2008 04:38
Cibby,
Shoot. I was looking forward to this....
Well, I'll let you know what I think when it comes out on dvd....
Theresa

Comment by d4rkn3ss

February 2nd 2008 12:04
The movie was awesome. It manages to keep you interested and excited for what's to come as well as keeping you on the edge of your seat. It is not like most movies of this nature and the so called "zombies" are nothing of the sort. A zombie has no brain function, the creatures in this movie still have brain function although it's been taken down to a primal state. Wait until after you've seen the movie and left the theater before you start to analize, you must give everything time to settle in. I love Will Smith and he does an excelent job in this movie. The entire theme or idea behind the movie is based on a very true scenario as something that could happen tomorrow if we're not careful, thus adding an even more chilling affect. A 9 out of 10.

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