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The Dragnet City of Crime rap video

March 19th 2009 22:05
Dragnet Tom Hanks Dan Aykroyd

Do you remember "Dragnet"? I sure do - it was the 80s, and silly comedies with lunatic screenplays and terrible 80s synth soundtracks were the rage. I was just a little kid, but I still managed to see "Dragnet" starring Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd, pretending to laugh at all the adult jokes that I didn't really get.

Well, it's over 20 years later and I never had a second thought about the movie, until I saw a link to a "Dragnet" music video called City of Crime. I don't believe it - Hanks and Ackroyd in a rap video with police-girlie dancers?

Believe it:



It's hard to take sitting down - I suppose the real magic of the video is that Dan Aykroyd makes Tom Hanks look cool. Really cool. And Hanks drops a better verse than Aykroyd, primarily by shrieking his lines.

Found on Reddit, where a commenter posts:

"rapping with complete & grammatically correct sentences is just wrong."

And the dancing? Oh, the dancing... I understand what's going on, of course. Aykroyd is trying to kickstart another music franchise - after he and John Belushi started a minor comedy earthquake with "The Blues Brothers", it only makes sense to try and conquer the rap world.

For more 80s soundtrack nonsense, what about Paul McCartney signed to write a song for "Spies Like Us"?


*this image is from rslog
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Bill Murray Life Aquatic honest movie poster
Holy Taco posted a series of photoshopped movie posters, like the one above, that purport to show what the poster would say if they were totally honest.

Like "The Life Aquatic", a Wes Anderson film starring Bill Murray. For a lot of people, that was good enough, that Murray was in another quirky movie. It wasn't really good enough for me, as I just didn't think it was a great film. Certainly, it had its moments, and Anderson's mise-en-scene is always interesting to watch, but the film felt flat and striving to reach something that it missed completely.

It's funny, but one poster also draws a link that I never noticed before:

Tropic Thunder Three Amigos poster


Yep - "Tropic Thunder" is essentially "Three Amigos!" but with more explosions and a bigger budget. Oh, and Tom Cruise in a fat-n-bald suit.

Both movies use the 'we think it's a movie, and that's funny because it's not' plot, and both movies use three zany characters, with different issues and personalities. I wouldn't be surprised if both movies somehow revamped a Three Stooges skit into an entire movie.

Hey, I like "Three Amigos!" and gave it a good review, enjoying Steve Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short running around like lunatics, pretending they're vigilantes in Mexico. "Tropic Thunder" is a good deal less likable, mainly because Ben Stiller and Jack Black aren't that funny by themselves and only create laughs in certain, focused moments.
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George Lucas trapped in carbonite

July 30th 2008 23:10
George Lucas in carbonite
Han Solo was encased in carbonite by Darth Vader, then given to the bounty hunter Boba Fett to sell to Jabba the Hutt.

If you've never seen the Star Wars series, that sounded like utter nonsense, didn't it


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Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate

Roman Polanski was a colourful character in cinema, having created two fantastic films in Hollywood, "Chinatown" and "Rosemary's Baby", as well as an entire catalogue of well-received films in Europe and America.

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Another Stakeout Rosie Richard Dreyfuss
It's a weird bit of meta-gaming the film industry... Paul Sheer and Andy McKay have teamed up and asked the internet community to make the awful "Another Stakeout" into a cult classic.

From Spoutblog
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A Realistic Jessica Rabbit

April 23rd 2008 00:39
Sure, I'll admit it - I like cartoon babes.

Yes, I know it's ridiculous, and ludicrous and strenuous and tenuous and all the other things that you're verbally spewing at me right now


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Star Trek White Rabbit Music Video

February 24th 2008 23:58
I was never much of a Star Trek fan, but I can still enjoy this odd video mashup, combining Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit" with crazy, psychedelic scenes from the original Star Trek.

The song is an intense buildup to a crashing cresendo, suitable for throwing large grapefruits at angry Samoan attourneys, wallowing in a hotel bathroom


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Steampunk R2-D2

January 24th 2008 00:16
Steampunk R2 D2 with gears and steam engine
Everyone knows that R2-D2 is, hands-down, the awesomest part of Star Wars, even including the lightsabres, Boba Fett and that big monster in the sand that digests you for 1 000 years.

People love to mashup and remix R2, and it was inevitable that someone would combine the fiery burners of the steampunk fiction genre with the Star Wars universe. Sure, we've had a little bit of artwork come out of the walls, like this Steampunk Darth Vader, but what about a real steampunk droid


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John Cusack - starred in "High Fidelity", "Say Anything", "Grosse Point Blank"

Kevin Spacey - starred in "Swimming with Sharks", "Se7en", and, yes, "American Beauty


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God Hates The World Music Video

December 5th 2007 03:47
This is too sad. Is it true?

The Westboro Baptist Church, the same ones that thinks that "the Iraq war is America’s punishment for tolerating homosexuality.", recently lost an $11 million lawsuit, getting sued for picketing a slain soldier's funeral


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Even a millimeter matters

November 24th 2007 18:37
This cell phone commercial is charming enough to warrant a second look. It's hard to tell if this is done with computers, because filming this would be an incredibly huge pain in the ass.


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The Sex Life of Robots

September 25th 2007 22:15
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Don't Tase Me, Bro!

September 20th 2007 00:48
Update: I found this today on Pajiba. It was inevitable, wasn't it? As soon as the first line came out, I just instinctively knew that it felt right....


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Even Stephen Colbert Carell Daily Show

When Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart appear together on television, you'll never know for certain who they're going to make fun of. Certainly, they're left-leaning, but Stewart and Colbert are happy to make fun of anyone that falls in their targets.

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