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I recently had a Wizard of Oz movie marathon. This consisted of the original 1939 film, a 2007 mini-series called Tin Man, and the 1978 musical The Wiz, starring Michael Jackson.

A few different takes on Dorothy and the Yellow Brick Road.

Baz Luhrman may be directing a film adaptation of Wicked in 2010.

But back to The Wiz.

The Wiz was an urbanised retelling of The Wizard of Oz with an entirely African American cast. Michael Jackson was the Scarecrow. Richard Pryor was the Wizard. Diana Ross was Dorothy.

Diana Ross was Dorothy?

Isn't she a bit old?

Diana Ross in The Wiz


Well, Ross was 33 when the film was made. The character was written as a 24 year old. Ross, despite the fantastic voice, looks a little odd skipping down the yellow brick road and off to the emerald city. Flanked by Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion, the character of Dorothy should be the picture of naive youth.

I thought the producers may have chosen Ross for the lead because they wanted a strong African American female presence, a big name who was widely recognised, a positive role model.

Then I read this story:

The Wiz was the eighth feature film produced by Motown Productions, the film/TV division of Berry Gordy's Motown Records label. Gordy originally wanted the teenaged future R&B singer Stephanie Mills, who had originated the role on Broadway, to be cast as Dorothy. When Motown star Diana Ross asked Gordy if she could be cast as Dorothy, he declined, saying that Ross, then thirty-three years old, was too old for the role. Ross went around Gordy and convinced executive producer Rob Cohen at Universal Pictures to arrange a deal where he would produce the film if Ross was cast as Dorothy. Gordy and Cohen agreed to the deal. Pauline Kael, a film critic, described Ross's efforts to get the film into production as "perhaps the strongest example of sheer will in film history."

Perhaps the strongest example of sheer will in film history.

Fabulous!

Diana Ross and Michael Jackson in The Wiz


When Sean Young desperately wanted to play Catwoman in Tim Burton's 1992 film Batman Returns, she constructed a homemade Catwoman costume and attempted to confront Burton and actor Michael Keaton during production. Young showed up at the Warner Bros. lot in character with an entourage of assistants carrying walkie-talkies to track down Tim Burton.

Michael Keaton's comment:

"If the woman could bottle that drive with a sense of humor, she'd be unstoppable."

Sure, she was unsuccessful, but if it had worked we could have said she out-willed Diana Ross.

Sean Young




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Going to The Movies by Yourself

August 3rd 2009 09:09
I am an independent self-sufficient sort of person. However, when it comes to going to the movies I need someone to go with. I will ring around all my friends asking if anyone wants to go. More often than not if I cant find a companion I just won't go. I will wait for it to come out on DVD. Apparently I can go to the video shop by myself, I just can't go to the movies.

Well I can sometimes. I went to the movies by myself last night. I felt a bit weird but I went anyway. Really the uncomfortable part of the experience is limited to purchasing the ticket, having the ticket checked, finding my seat, and sitting though the advertising until they dim the lights.

Right now I'm probably sounding more neurotic than Woody Allen, Jerry Seinfeld and Ally McBeal combined. But I encounter this problem regularly as I love going to the movies more than any of my friends. I would go several times a week and I would see anything and everything if given the chance.

There is just some stigma about going to the movies by yourself. I can't quite put my finger on it.

Maybe it is the stereotype of the dirty old man in the trenchcoat and sunglasses going alone to see "blue movies" at the inner-city smut cinema. We can thank Scorsese's Taxi Driver for that image. Am I that cliche? Smoking a cigar in the back row, hoping not to be seen ... that's what it feels like.


Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver



To do something, that is usually so social, by yourself brings all these negative connotations. Like shame and guilt. Like you are doing something wrong that you are trying to hide.

Is that irrational?

I'm not going to the seedy XXX Girls R-Rated movie dive. I'm going to the family cineplex. Going to the suburban Greater Union or Hoyts to watch Tom Hanks destroy The Vatican library, or Johnny Depp pulling off a daring prison escape. Where's the shame in that?

I guess it could just be the feeling that comes with any nigel-no-friends activity. A table for one at a fancy restaurant, or drinking at a bar alone. You might get that look of pity. You might need to pretend you are waiting for someone to avoid the look of pity. You might feel paranoid that you look like a drug dealer or prostitute if you loiter around somewhere unaccompanied long enough.

A companion for the movies is fairly redundant when you really think about it. Most people don't talk during the movie. You are basically agreeing to go to the same place and sit in the dark for 90 mins completely unconnected for the duration. You might share the drive together. But if not, the only social aspect is the rigmarole of acquiring tickets and queuing etc. ... 10 - 20 mins tops!

So why do I feel the urge to tell the candy-bar girl "oh my friends are meeting me in there"?

I am not Travis Bickle at the Show & Tell!




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The Dragnet City of Crime rap video

March 19th 2009 22:05
Dragnet Tom Hanks Dan Aykroyd

Do you remember "Dragnet"? I sure do - it was the 80s, and silly comedies with lunatic screenplays and terrible 80s synth soundtracks were the rage. I was just a little kid, but I still managed to see "Dragnet" starring Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd, pretending to laugh at all the adult jokes that I didn't really get.

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Bill Murray Life Aquatic honest movie poster
Holy Taco posted a series of photoshopped movie posters, like the one above, that purport to show what the poster would say if they were totally honest.

Like "The Life Aquatic", a Wes Anderson film starring Bill Murray. For a lot of people, that was good enough, that Murray was in another quirky movie. It wasn't really good enough for me, as I just didn't think it was a great film. Certainly, it had its moments, and Anderson's mise-en-scene is always interesting to watch, but the film felt flat and striving to reach something that it missed completely


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George Lucas trapped in carbonite

July 30th 2008 23:10
George Lucas in carbonite
Han Solo was encased in carbonite by Darth Vader, then given to the bounty hunter Boba Fett to sell to Jabba the Hutt.

If you've never seen the Star Wars series, that sounded like utter nonsense, didn't it


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Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate

Roman Polanski was a colourful character in cinema, having created two fantastic films in Hollywood, "Chinatown" and "Rosemary's Baby", as well as an entire catalogue of well-received films in Europe and America.

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Another Stakeout Rosie Richard Dreyfuss
It's a weird bit of meta-gaming the film industry... Paul Sheer and Andy McKay have teamed up and asked the internet community to make the awful "Another Stakeout" into a cult classic.

From Spoutblog
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A Realistic Jessica Rabbit

April 23rd 2008 00:39
Sure, I'll admit it - I like cartoon babes.

Yes, I know it's ridiculous, and ludicrous and strenuous and tenuous and all the other things that you're verbally spewing at me right now


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Star Trek White Rabbit Music Video

February 24th 2008 23:58
I was never much of a Star Trek fan, but I can still enjoy this odd video mashup, combining Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit" with crazy, psychedelic scenes from the original Star Trek.

The song is an intense buildup to a crashing cresendo, suitable for throwing large grapefruits at angry Samoan attourneys, wallowing in a hotel bathroom


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Steampunk R2-D2

January 24th 2008 00:16
Steampunk R2 D2 with gears and steam engine
Everyone knows that R2-D2 is, hands-down, the awesomest part of Star Wars, even including the lightsabres, Boba Fett and that big monster in the sand that digests you for 1 000 years.

People love to mashup and remix R2, and it was inevitable that someone would combine the fiery burners of the steampunk fiction genre with the Star Wars universe. Sure, we've had a little bit of artwork come out of the walls, like this Steampunk Darth Vader, but what about a real steampunk droid


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John Cusack - starred in "High Fidelity", "Say Anything", "Grosse Point Blank"

Kevin Spacey - starred in "Swimming with Sharks", "Se7en", and, yes, "American Beauty


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God Hates The World Music Video

December 5th 2007 03:47
This is too sad. Is it true?

The Westboro Baptist Church, the same ones that thinks that "the Iraq war is America’s punishment for tolerating homosexuality.", recently lost an $11 million lawsuit, getting sued for picketing a slain soldier's funeral


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Even a millimeter matters

November 24th 2007 18:37
This cell phone commercial is charming enough to warrant a second look. It's hard to tell if this is done with computers, because filming this would be an incredibly huge pain in the ass.


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The Sex Life of Robots

September 25th 2007 22:15
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