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30 Most Memorable Star Wars Quotes

May 29th 2007 03:47
From Geeks Of Doom, this list of the 30 most memorable quotes from the original Star Wars film.

With the 30th anniversary of the film hitting the solar system like a thunderous blizzard, geeks are going nuts offering their tributes to the original groundbreaking film. Some selections:

22. “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

Yeah, Mark Hamil is short, and it's easy to make fun of him, especially when you find out that he kissed his own sister (Ew.) - but I don't think it's fair to pick on short people. Some of us haven't quite hit our middle-aged growth spurt. Ok?

17. “Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

It didn't seem so bad in the first movie. In fact, as a kid, I loved the idea of kicking around Mos Eisley, especially that wacky cantina. Hell, I'd still like to chill with a long glass of cooled anitfreeze, or whatever they were drinking. Scum and villainy? Hell, I'd bring the scum to that villainous party...

7. “You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.”

A famous quote, but one that is famously incorrect, as a parsec is a measure of distance. Sounds science-y, but Han Solo was talking out his ass!



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Comment by DuskDevi

May 29th 2007 04:44
They forgot....

"I love you"
"I know."

...and....

Obi Wan:
"The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together"

...and...

Han Solo:
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

...and what about Leia's answer to Luke:
27. “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you.”
"You're who?"

...and....oh man I could go on and on and on and on...


Comment by Jonathon

May 29th 2007 09:00
some of mine:

luke:
"look at the size of that thing!"

luke (in his wicked sulky voice):
"but i was going into town to pick up some power converters!"

jaba:
"you once were a good star pilot, now you are banther fodder... ha ha ha ha"

and yep i could go on for ages too..

Comment by Nickoftime's Sanity Corner

May 29th 2007 15:09
Cibby,

you left out:

"get out of my way you scruffy-looking nerf herder!" Leia

"Who's 'scruff-looking!"
Han Solo

"Think me old do you? Look as good when 700 years old you be!"
Yoda

and I too could go on, and on, and...lol

Great post!

Take care,

Nick

Comment by Miswanderlust

May 30th 2007 04:41
Cib
Back in the day, my friends and I played this great drinking game while watching various Star Wars movies. We would take a shot everytime a character had a line that we thought had a "sexual overtone" or "homoerotic overtones." We were always plastered way before the first movie was over. That kind of gives you some insight regarding my friends and I [grins].
Mis

Comment by KylieW

May 30th 2007 07:03
It's hard to just keep to Star Wars quotes and not go into Empire or Jedi territory.

But I always loved:

"Laugh it up fuzzball"
"Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

Yep, could go on and on....

Kylie


Comment by StarWarsGeek

May 30th 2007 08:50
This one made me really laughed out loud:

9. “These blast points — too accurate for sandpeople. Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise.”

EVERYBODY know stormtroopers can NEVER hit anything even if they tried, so 'precise' is definitely out of the question for them!!!

Comment by Cibbuano

May 30th 2007 18:42
thanks for all the quotes! Me too, I thought they left out a lot of good quotes, but it has to be from the original movie, not the trilogy.

I've always liked:

"Our instructions are to give it to Jabba himself' C3P0


Comment by JohnDoe

June 1st 2007 00:34
Bit late on seeing this one but I will add,

"But sir nobody worries about upsetting a droid."
"Thats cause a droid dont rip peoples arms off when they lose."


"I suggest a new stradegy, let the Wookie win."



"These aren't the droids your looking for."


Comment by yoda76

June 10th 2007 03:11
Let's face it, people, we could really just post the scripts for eps IV, V, and VI here and be done with it - it all awesome for being exceptionally clever, or exceptionally bad - either way...


The Prelude to #14 is a great delivery from Han:

"We're all fine... now... thankyou.... How are you?"

=D


Comment by Anonymous

October 13th 2007 23:11
how about "don't get cocky"
and "I love you"-"I know' and " I am a Jedi Like my father before me" and " forever will it dominate your destiny!!!!
weeeee heeeeeeeee I could go on and on

Comment by Anonymous

February 10th 2008 03:08
half of these quotes are wrong

Comment by Anonymous

February 10th 2008 03:08
half of these quotes are wrong

Comment by Anonymous

May 1st 2008 21:50
wow.... i can't believe people are actually on this

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