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20/20 Filmsight - June 2007

Films that you mention on a date

June 27th 2007 23:44
Bob Saget What a Saget
My last post was reflecting on an article on the Guardian Film blog, listing 1 000 films to see before you die.

There's a lot of great movies on that list, but, interestingly enough, there are a lot of stinkers. Poorly made films that pander to obvious entertainment emotions. They're guilty pleasures.

And they're rightfully on the list... 1 000 films to see before you die... why should they all be masterpieces or arthouse knockouts? No, as human beings, we have the right to be entertained by our movies. In my opinion, the best movies are both show-stoppingly entertaining while simultaneously being a work of art.

Today, on the Guardian Film Blog, a writer asked the interesting question: On a date, do you list the movies that you know will impress, or do you go all honest?

It is a tough decision... after all, if you're having coffee with one of those deliciously intellectual girls from the Humanities department, talking Bergman might get you somewhere. Only I've never watched a Bergman film... but sometimes I'll say something like 'Oh, yes, I liked her in Casablanca', hoping to score points on comedy.

Booty Call Jamie Foxx
In contrast, I'm a big fan of Booty Call, a movie where two brothas try to get some action before sunrise. It has choice dialogue such as:

Bro 1: (handing three condoms to Bro 2) Good luck!

Bro 2: Naw, man, I just need one. I just flip it inside out and use it again. Recycle, baby!

But it works both ways... I recently met a young girl who found out I was reviewing movies.

'Oh!,' she exclaimed, looking pleased to have a conversation about movies, 'did you see Spiderman 3?'

'No,' I replied, shaking my head, trying to hide the look of disgust.

'Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean 3?'

'No,' I replied, softer now, as I tried to hold back the acidic comments.

'Did you see Shrek 3?'

'No,' I gagged.

'Humph!,' she waramphed in derision, 'You haven't seen anything!'





* DVD cover of Booty Call is from lovefilm.com






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Bah!

Harumph!

I can't even make it through a page of this list before I get excited to go to the video store and rent the ones I haven't seen.

Ack!

The Guardian Film blog is putting together a list of 1 000 movies that you should see before you die, and it's good.

It's separated alphabetically, and it's not even complete... they're putting out 200 at a time.

What makes this list fun to read is that it's lacking in pretension, which is what I was expecting. On the list are some guilty favourites (Ace Ventura, Bad Santa), camp comedies (Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Barbarella) to stupid humour (Beverly Hills Cop, Dumb and Dumber).

That makes it a list that we can all read and enjoy. And maybe discover something new?

Instead of sharing movies that I like from this list, how about movies that I don't like:

Dirty Dancing
Face/Off
Ghost

That is all.






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The Chauvel Cinema

June 26th 2007 00:03
The Chauvel Cinema in the Paddington Town Hall
The Chauvel Cinema is, in my tiny, lice-riddled mind, one of the best cinemas in Sydney. Located in the beautiful Paddington Town Hall, it is notable for being just down the street from my apartment.

In fact, if you purchase a movie ticket, you can receive a 20% discount on entry to see my historic apartment, and see such delights as: the thing I dropped on the floor last week and haven't picked up, old bus tickets, used socks and a jar of three-month old salsa


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Star Wars Fans Hate Star Wars

June 25th 2007 05:39
An interesting rant written by Andrey Summers, as he tries to explain to his girlfriend what's so monumental about Star Wars.

It is, in fact, that Star Wars fans hate Star Wars, he claims. And a lot of what he says rings true


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Yojimbo

June 24th 2007 23:47
Yojimbo Mifune Samurai
Last night, I caught the Kurosawa tribute at the Chauvel, with a fantastic double screening of Yojimbo and Sanjuro, two 'Lone Samurai' style movies from Japan.

Yojimbo is a classic and you can feel the strength of the movie from the opening scenes... Kurosawa lets the camera and his fantastic leading man, Toshiro Mifune, do the storytelling with silence and hard stares


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Feverish Zoolander praise

June 23rd 2007 18:46
Zoolander is a comedy written and directed by Ben Stiller, who has nailed the 'it's-so-dumb-it's-funny' genre of comedy. It's the kind of comedy that college guys like to watch, because you can still laugh at it no matter how inebriated you are.

Zoolander. Hmmm. Hell, I liked it. And I even thought it had a refreshing script, with slick, MTV-style editing and a vibrant soundtrack


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Transformers

June 22nd 2007 12:45
Transformers 2007 movie photo
Transformers is an all-out robot deathmatch of epic scope, grandiose enough to melt your eyeballs after viewing the Ark of the Covenant.

It's simple. Do you like robots fighting and breaking stuff? Then you'll love Transformers, a movie about two races of transforming robots, the Autobots and the Decepticons, fighting over the fate of Earth


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Swingers

June 21st 2007 00:21
Swingers Vince Vaughn Jon Favreau
Already reviewed by JohnDoe a while ago, I recently rewatched this film and appreciated even more this time around.

Swingers! I watched it after it first came out, in '96 or '97... entering university, my friends and I wanted to quote the hell out of the movie. And we did, lamely, making ourselves appear tragically unhipper than we already were


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Robot Chicken Star Wars

June 20th 2007 22:58
Update: Another exciting Robot Chicken development... Seth Green has petitioned for the videos to be released on YouTube, according to rumours... so here is the episode, presented in three pieces:

And in case you haven't already heard, it's amazing. Wild, satirical Star Wars marshmallow fun


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Google Solar Power Project

June 19th 2007 23:26
Google Solar Power

Even now, we're not quite sure if Google lives up to it's self-imposed mantra 'Don't be evil', especially with privacy concerns, but I've always been impressed with the way they've handled their 'bidness'.

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Fast Times at Ridgemont High Spicolli
All this retro-80s-fever is making young cinephiles look back to their childhood and pull out old VHS tapes from the cupboard... the 80s were an exciting time in film history, with the ability to do special effects and computer graphics making everyone excited for a new league of sci-fi, fantasy and horror.

Was it so good? They say 1982 produced a huge number of influential movies. From the Wikipedia list of movies released in 1982
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Hannah and her sisters

June 17th 2007 23:48
Hannah and her sisters Mia Farrow movie
Hannah and her sisters is a 1986 Woody Allen film that ended up grossing $40 million at the box office, the highest of any Woody Allen movie, and garnering endless award nominations, including seven Academy Award nominations.

Is it good? Like all Allen movies, it's one thing on the surface, and something else underneath... supposedly, it's based on the 1960 Italian neorealist movie, Rocco and his brothers, but I haven't seen that film


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Sure, I use Facebook. I avoid most of the social networking sites like the black plague, but after joining Facebook (aka MySpace for adults), I found it unobtrusive, easy-to-use and excellent for keeping me in touch with my friends back home in Canada.

I've even added Flixster, a movie application that allows you to rate, review and share movies that you've seen. It's like crack


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The Sydney Transformers Premiere

June 12th 2007 23:17
Optimus Prime Transformers Movie
Bright lights, big city! I attended the Transformers premiere last night at the Moore Entertainment Quarter.

It was loud and noisy, as eager fans battled to the death to win tickets to the opening of the film


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10 Great Big Movie Douchebags

June 12th 2007 18:38
ben affleck douchebag dazed and confused
From Your Mom's Basement, a funny list on 10 Douchebags from popular movies.

On the list, Ben Affleck in Dazed and Confused, Paul Reiser in Aliens, Billy Zane in Titanic and Gary Cole in Office Space
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Chopper

June 11th 2007 23:33
Chopper Eric Bana
Based on the life of notorious Aussie criminal, Mark 'Chopper' Read, the film, Chopper, is a true Aussie crime film, following the exploits of one of the most feared men in Australian history. And it's an island descended from convicts.

Chopper went on to become a legend in Australia, writing bestselling books, while the film garnered attention all over the world, winning numerous awards. It was Eric Bana's breakout role, one that lead people to forget he was on that comedy show, resulting in serious roles out of Hollywood


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It's a weird, weird world

June 8th 2007 18:30
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Tina Fey tanktop
There's a veritable army of terrible men's magazines, with Maxim and FHM leading the way, and they both like to publish a '100 Sexiest Women' list, in the hopes that you'll spend your hard-earned money on their dull, over-airbrushed photos of celebrities in near-nudity.

The Maxim list is so predictably awful, with Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson rounding out the top 3, and FHM isn't much better: Jessica Alba, Katherine McPhee and Scarlett Johansson


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Sydney Film Festival

June 6th 2007 02:20
Mads Mikkelsen
The Sydney Film Festival starts on Friday, and it's going to be a veritable explosion of film ooze, coating the city with ectoplasm. Mmmm-mmm!

The problem with Sydney is that there's too much going on. I find myself paralyzed by the options, and I end up doing nothing except staying home and watching Shaun of the Dead again


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Big Brother Krystal
An insightful article in the Guardian today, about how reality television is killing the scripted comedy.

Written by Caryn Mandabach, writer for The Cosby Show, it's a short realization that, as our culture changes, some of our 'immortal' institutions are starting to show cracks in their varnish


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Husbands and Wives

June 4th 2007 23:39
Husbands and Wives Woody Allen
I had the pleasure of watching this 90s Woody Allen film last night; I had heard good things about it, and Husbands and Wives did not disappoint.

It was one of the most highly anticipated Allen movies ever, due to the scandal involving Allen having relations with Mia Farrow's adopted Korean daughter. The scandal caused Americans to turn their back on Allen, who had previously been the Manhattan Darling... but with the suggestions of sick pedophilia, Allen lost his lustre


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Jesus Camp

June 4th 2007 03:24
Jesus Camp movie poster
Update: This post was Dugg and incurred a lot of frenetic comments. I'm notoriously biased as well, which is probably evident from my review, so my suggestion would be to actually watch the film and see if it makes you wet your pants in bone-chilling fright.

Terror and mayhem


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Dazed and Confused

June 3rd 2007 09:12
Dazed and Confused Kid buying beer
I wrote a long review of the Richard Linklater film, Dazed and Confused. It was a good movie. I liked it. It was good.

The review was lost. That was not good. Not good at all


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On returning to Australia

June 3rd 2007 05:51
I've returned from my month-long excursion to North America, and it feels great to be home. After being away, the air seems fresher, the water cleaner and Sydney's a lot prettier than I remember. After all, absence makes the heart show blonder.

I went to Baltimore first, a small city in a historic part of America, now one of the worst areas for crime and murder in the country. On the plus side, they have crabs


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