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20/20 Filmsight - April 2007

Play it again, Sam

April 30th 2007 23:28
Play it again, Sam movie poster Woody Allen
While not directed by Woody Allen, but rather by Herbert Ross, the script was written by Allen and he stars in the film, giving Play it again, Sam a decidedly Allen-feel.

It's a great movie, with that genuine Allen neuroticism and a sharp, witty script. Allen plays a variation of himself, a short Jewish guy after his divorce, trying to get back into the dating game. Diane Keaton plays his friend, a married woman that sets Allen up with disastrous first dates.

Allen's character is a Humphrey Bogart-obsessed film writer that has a fertile imagination... Bogart himself appears as an apparition to give Allen advice, most of it terrible and out of place:

Allan: I can't do it. How does it look? I invite her over and then come on like a sex degenerate. What am I, a rapist?
Bogart: You're getting carried away. You think too much. Just do it.
Allan: We're platonic friends. I can't spoil that by coming on. She'll slap my face.
Bogart: Oh, I've had my face slapped plenty of times.
Allan: Yeah, but your glasses don't go flying across the room.

Play it again, Sam is chock-full of comedy and fortified with slapstick, which makes it such an enjoyable film to watch. Allen's script is one of his tightest, with the story progressing in time, and coming around like a tribute to Casablanca (down to the soft focus and lighting!), so that the end of the film is stirring and satisfying.

Allen's dates are hilarious, though, as his surging libido pushes him to approach women in strange places:


It's much loved by admirers of Allen's 'earlier, funnier' movies , one of the first to showcase his problems with women. These days, audiences are tired of his old schtick, which is why the director has wisely decided to step away from the limelight, instead letting the camera drift down Scarlett Johansson's alabaster thighs.

I found Play it again, Sam to be surprisingly entertaining, and an interesting look at San Francisco in the 70s, before cell phones and the tech bubble crash. While not as moving as Manhattan or his other great works, it reeks of Allen and his familiar brand of comedy. The scenes with Keaton and Allen together are nearly shocking to watch, with the obvious attraction and charisma between them infusing the script with a realism that is nearly unparalleled.



I say: A wonderful movie to rent and watch on a tired Monday night, when you've decided not to go to the gym and just hang around in your big, wooly boots.

See it for: I mentioned it before, in my review of Sleeper... Diane Keaton was an unusual looking lady, but animated with passion, she becomes quite attractive - even sexy. In those wanton 70s, the girls didn't seem to wear brassieres in San Fran, and, well, it was a very exciting look.


* this image is from this movie poster page
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This winter, we drown in sequels

April 30th 2007 02:06
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Lord Voldemort Poster
The Australian winter is always a big movie season, coinciding with the American summer... this means big blockbusters and big McDonald's cross-promotions. It used to be an exciting time for me, back when Terminator 2 came out blazing to the angry screams of Guns'N' Roses.

Now, the Terminator is the governator of California, and Guns 'N' Roses are lame and chubby.

Each blockbuster season seems increasingly like a reason to avoid the theatres until the hype dies down, with more and more movies that I don't want to see.

This winter, though, an unprecented number of sequels will be opening, giving people another taste of the crack they so desperately crave.

According to the Guardian, there's at least 10 big-name sequels slated to open this winter, which is pretty huge considering that the movie industry is whining about declining box office sales due to crafty 'pirates'.

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - Johnny Depp yells at Keira Knightley about the rum, drawing elbow-nudges and raised eyebrows among the knowing audience. Orlando Bloom tries to persuade ghostly pirates that he's not an elf.

Hostel: Part II - I never saw the first one, so I don't have anything funny to say, except that hostels have always been a little scary to me. All those young backpackers, singing Bob Marley songs and trying to pick up - it's just so creepy.

Ocean's Thirteen - George Clooney and Brad Pitt get fabulous suits, but still rob a suitmaker. Needs 13 guys to do it, even though the tailor is a 78-year-old Italian man with arthritis. Some self-referential jokes are made to a remixed Elvis song.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Harry is lured into the seedy world of internet poker while Hermione gets a stable job as a wizard's accountant. She starts a retirement savings plan and the movie shows her filling out the forms for 45 minutes. Oscar buzz is created.

Die Hard 4 - The filmmakers shock fans by allowing Bruce Willis to finally die in the opening credits. Remaining time is used to berate the audience with anti-piracy 'public service announcements'.

Shrek the Third - Shrek reveals that he's really a robot sent back in time to kill Fiona's son, which is also Shrek's son and Shrek is the son of Shrek's son. The resulting time paradox causes unstable feedback in the universe, ripping a hole in space-time. Fiona falls through, lands on a deserted island with Johnny Depp, wearing makeup and yelling about rum.

Evan Almighty - Steve Carroll gets God-like powers. Uses them to lose his 40-year-old virginity. Still comes to work everyday in The Office, but uses his powers for administrative good.

Spiderman 3 - Kirsten Dunst turns into the Green Goblin, causing almost no alarm in Toby Maguire's perpetually agape face. Makeup director claims that it was her 'easiest job ever!'.

The Bourne Ultimatum - Jason Bourne forgets where he left his glasses, even though they're on his head. His current romance gets killed by the CIA, who are proving once and for all, that Central Intelligence doesn't necessarily imply intelligence.

* this image is from the Harry Potter post on I Watch Stuff!

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Curse of the Golden Flower

April 27th 2007 00:11
Curse of the Golden Flower Gong Li
Nominated for an Academy Award in 2006 for Best Foreign Film, Curse of the Golden Flower is the latest epic from notable director Zhang Yi Mou. Westerners are familiar with Zhang's work as the Chinese director's previous movies, Hero and House of the Flying Daggers, were received very well in English-speaking cinemas.

Personally, I think these movies are total trash, yo


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Batman: Defenders of the Night

April 26th 2007 00:07
This terrible fan film is making the rounds on the Internet as a better Batman tribute than most of the big-budget film adaptations.


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Spiderman 3 on a building with Venom
It's rumoured to cost over $500 million, thanks to delays and extended shooting.

Woo hoo! Spiderman 3! More shiny CGI in the place of actors and even more unbelievable teenaged acting from Kirsten Dunst
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Star Wars Production Photos

April 23rd 2007 23:19
George Lucas and R2 D2 Star Wars A New Hope
Ah, the magic of making film...

It's a lot different now, with all the fancy computer tech assisting filmmakers... but back in the 70s, when George Lucas did the original Star Wars, everything was actually made and written and filmed - in reality


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Jack Nicholson is 70

April 22nd 2007 23:16
Jack Nicholson in The Departed
Jack Nicholson made a lot of good movies, and had roles that are ingrained in the collective subconscious of pop culture.

'All work and no play make Jack a dull boy


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Ricky Gervais in the 80s

April 19th 2007 22:38
David Brent smiling The Office
Sure, you know Ricky Gervais.

He's the comedian/actor behind the unbelievable character, David Brent, from UK comedy series, The Office
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The Host

April 18th 2007 02:47
The Host monster attacks people

Already the highest grossing Korean film in history, The Host is a modern monster movie from the helm of Bong Joon-Ho.

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Bad Movies by Great Directors

April 16th 2007 22:29
Tom Cruise War of the Worlds
This article from Filmwad lists the worst movies from famous directors, including Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut, Kurosawa's Hidden Fortress and Scorcese's Cape Fear.

Personally, I enjoyed Eyes Wide Shut. Sure, it was a flawed, monotonous film, but I watched it by myself one dark and stormy night in China, and the mood was perfect for that dark, creepy film. But then, I've always enjoyed Kubrick's movies


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Trekking in Africa

April 15th 2007 22:54
Xeni Jardin from BoingBoing is trekking through Africa, photoblogging the weird and unusual sights she stumbles upon.

This canned delicacy doesn't sound too delicious, though


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Disturbia

April 13th 2007 00:58
Disturbia movie photo pool bikini
A modern remake of Hitchcock's eternal Rear Window, Disturbia tries to play on our fears of isolation and paranoia. It's a common theme in movies, and one that's easy to exploit, since the filmmaker can intentionally dole out tiny clues and red herrings to the audience.

Disturbia doesn't try to be clever on any level, really... it's all straightforward, and the ending is pretty transparent from the beginning. A totally average script, with lacklustre production


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Bruce Li fights a gorilla

April 11th 2007 18:49
We all know that Bruce Lee was the baddest MoFo this side of Chinatown, going Downtown with Charlie Brown (even I have no idea what I just said), but after his suspicious death, there was a noticeable Lee-shaped hole in the universe.

Filmmakers in Hong Kong, Taiwan and Korea decided to plug the hole up with Bruce Lee imitators, creating the fond genre of Bruceploitation flicks, with notable stars such as Bronson Lee, Bruce Chen, Bruce Lai, Bruce Le, Bruce Lei, Bruce Lie, Bruce Liang, Bruce Ly, Bruce Thai, Bruce K.A. Lea, Brute Lee, Bruce Leung, Myron Bruce Lee, Lee Bruce and Dragon Lee


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Last week, I wrote a heart wrenching post about how being a film critic is a futile endeavor, unless you're willing to pander to the masses and write burstingly positive reviews of dopey comedies, big action blockbusters and formulaic CGI movies for the family.

Today, I read a post on What Would Tyler Durden Do that seems to back up my plea for help


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Priceless

April 9th 2007 18:09
Hors de Prix Priceless movie poster Audrey Tautou
After watching Casino Royale, totally uninspired and dejected, I decided to go to the Palace Cinema and catch one of the French movies playing there, leftovers from the French Film Festival.

After Tracy's review of Priceless, called Hors de Prix in French, I thought, Why not?, and sat down to another typical French comedy, with Audrey Tautou and Gad Elmaleh at the helm


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Casino Royale

April 9th 2007 00:36
The latest James Bond movie has been appluaded by some as a gritty return to the Bond of the Ian Fleming novels, departing from the immaculate tuxedo of Roger Moore-era Bond. True, it is bloodier, and feels less cartoonish, but I'm going to go against the grain and say that it's a terrible movie.

Yep


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On being a useless film critic

April 5th 2007 00:42
Bob the Angry Flower
Critics are a reviled species, in general. I'm not sure if I really count as one - I consider myself to be more of a news service, tuning people into movies that I've enjoyed - recently and in the past. I doubt that my opinion is really influencing anyone on their choice of movies.

An interesting article in Variety Magazine seems to indicate the same of big name critics. It seems that most of the biggest moneymakers at the box office have all been denounced and decried at length by reviewers


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Run DMC feat. Naughty by Nature

April 3rd 2007 22:50
I just couldn't resist posting this... it's a live performance of Run DMC with Naughty by Nature coming in and derailed a verse or two.


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Le Samourai

April 2nd 2007 18:42
Le Samourai
I was alerted to this cult classic by JohnDoe, who mentioned that the Chauvel Cinema was showing a double feature of A Bout de Souffle and Le Samourai - two classic French New Wave films from the 60s.

What a gripping two hours of finely-tuned cinema! I had already seen Breathless, so I caught the end, where Jean-Paul Belmondo stumbles down that perfect Paris street


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Match Point

April 1st 2007 18:34
Woody Allen Match Point
Woody Allen's first movie to be shot in London was a huge success when it came out in 2005, making over $70 million worldwide. It's just pennies compared to blockbuster action movies, but Allen's movies have always taken modest returns at the box office.

Match Point is a hypnotic film, centered around the theme of chance, or 'the lucky bounce', and the basic plot mirrors Dostoyevsky's Crime and Punishment very closely


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