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20/20 Filmsight - May 2006

Alien rainwater sample
Alien rainwater sample
Today from Popular Science online, an Indian scientist is analyzing a sample of blood-red rainwater that fell on his native province of Kerala.

In 2001, red rain fell on the humid jungles of Kerala, coating the land in a red film. Godfrey Louis collected a sample and investigated the substance.

He was shocked to find cell-like materials in the water responsible for the red colour. Cell-like - like blood. As shown in the picture, the cells look like delicious grapes.

Sure, it can rain blood. Some scientists even argued that a meteor hit a swarm of bats. I think it'd be likely that American Marines launched Iraqi civilians into the atmosphere, then shot them down with missile defence - creating a pinkish cloud.

Louis was even more shocked to find that the cells had no DNA, and when heated to about 600 degrees F, the cells started reproducing!

Ah, who needs romance in this crazy world? Dinner, dancing, witty conversation... forget it. Just crank up the heat, and start reproducing asexually.

Other scientists are, as we speak, trying to reproduce the findings, but could be the first sample of alien life.

And then?

War of the Worlds, baby.


* this picture is taken from the original Popular Science article and is used here to provide critical commentary on the article, which qualifies under fair use.

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Otis Redding
Otis Redding
Try a Little Tenderness is one of the all-time greatest soul tracks, covered by countless imitators, including 2006 American Idol winner, Taylor Hicks.

The original version was performed by the late and great Otis Redding, a legendary live performer who could go from moody whispering to sweaty shrieks without unbuckling his pants.

Why is the song filled with rich, cremery goodness? It starts off slow - tender, even - and gradually builds up until it's a rabid Otis Redding having an epileptic fit into the microphone.

And it's wild....

The Sound of Young America is a fantastic music blog that brings rare videos and MP3 samples to the public eye. And that's where I saw this rare footage of Otis Redding performing Try a Little Tenderness...

Otis Redding on The Sound of Young America!



* this image is a screenshot from the video in question and qualifies as fair dealing use.
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Facing Windows - Film Review

May 29th 2006 21:34
Facing Windows
Facing Windows
There's something to be said for going to the video store with another person... they'll be drawn to movies that you'd never otherwise take a second look at.

That was certainly the case last night, when I had my tentacles locked on George Romero's gruesome Dawn of the Dead, but my friend was drawn to Facing Windows, a 2003 Italian movie from director Ferzan Ozpetek.

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Volver movie poster
Volver movie poster
I am always up for a good Almodovar film... they're usually funny and wildly entertaining, even while exploring dark and sombre themes.

This year's Cannes Film Festival included Almodovar's latest film, Volver, and it won the award for Best Screenplay. Clap-clap-clap... when it comes to theatres in Australia, I'll make a point of going!

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Cannes is about the hardcore sex

May 26th 2006 02:29
Cannes
The Cannes Film Festival
Now, I have GOT to start entering my films into the Cannes Film Festival.

Or, rather, I have GOT to start making films, so I can have an excuse to go to Cannes.

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Britney Spears wants to be a poet

May 26th 2006 00:37
Britney Spears in concert
Britney Spears in concert
Look, I don't want to steal any thunder from Loviatar and the Poems blog, but when you see a multi-faceted gem the size of your fist, you've got to hold it up for the world to see.

I found this story on The Superficial, which is a great place to mock celebrities and their inablity to act like decent people.

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Wolverine
Wolverine from X-Men 3 (from Wikipedia)
That's the news from the Nerve film blog, which links to ContactMusic.

The article states that Jackman's wife, Deborra-Lee Furness, likes to have the Wolverine costume on hand to 'spice up their sex-life'...with the plans to roll out a Wolverine movie in the near future, I think the studio execs are going to have a tug-of-war with Jackman's wife over the costume.

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A Comic on Blogging

May 23rd 2006 22:46
Karoo National Park
Karoo National Park
Today in Table of Malcontents, there's a pretty astute comic about blogging:

Mr. Wiggles

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The Cosby Bebop

May 22nd 2006 23:02
Cosby Bebop
Cosby Bebop (screencap)
Yeow!

I don't know what this is, exactly, but I highly recommend that you watch it.

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The 53rd Sydney Film Festival

May 22nd 2006 02:19
Circular Quay
Circular Quay (from Wikipedia)
Sometimes, I lament the ease of going to see interesting movies at the theatres. Yes, there's Dendys, but it's a lot of legwork to get out and get waist-deep in the muck of cutting-edge filmmaking.

Luckily, June is the month of bloom for film... from June 9th to June 25th, the Sydney Film Festival will be ripping open a tear in the fabric. Looking at the lineup of screenings and competitions, this is a spectacular event, with too many movies to choose from, and some you couldn't believe existed.

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Candy - Film Review

May 20th 2006 08:36
Candy Film Poster
Candy Film Poster (from Wikipedia)
A lot of reputable actors have given their careers a seedy, respectable kick by portraying a drug addict, showing the despair and the decline of a life with narcotics.

Ewen McGregor did it with heroin in Trainspotting.

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Old School Uprock

May 18th 2006 22:27
How cool are these two guys, that they're breaking out the funky uprock back in the day?

Old School
Dance Dance! (screencap)

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Mona Lisa
Mona Lisa (from Wikipedia)
I had an eerie premonition about this, and the echoes from Cannes are confirming my suspicions.

Da Vinci Code opens to bad reviews!

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Candy - Film Preview

May 17th 2006 00:58
Candy
Candy (from Wikipedia)
Aren't I lucky?

I managed to get sneak preview tickets to the opening of Candy, an Australian film about love, poetry and heroin, featuring Heath Ledger and Geoffrey Rush.

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Tom Cruise is Ironman

May 15th 2006 23:39
Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise (from Wikipedia)
Look, we're all tired of these comic book adaptations.

Yes, V for Vendetta was amazing.

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V for Vendetta - Film Review

May 14th 2006 23:33
V for Vendetta
V for Vendetta Comic Book Cover
My intentions were to watch V for Vendetta after I had read the graphic novel of the same name. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to locate a copy as of yet, and was strangely compelled on the weekend to see the film and review today.

Despite the barbaric ticket prices at the theatre, and the generally poor theatre experience, V for Vendetta is a undeniably captivating and provoking film, laced with intrigue and mystery.

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X-Men 3
X-Men 3 - The Last Stand (from Wikipedia)
Not too long ago, I lamented on how comic books adapted to the silver screen have a nasty habit of being terrible.

Well, it's hard not to like the X-Men. The movies have stellar casts, the special effects are top notch, and the movies try to stay true to the original comic books. That's good.

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Several weeks ago, I went camping at Wollondilly River Station, 2 hours south-east-ish of Sydney.

It was, you know, great-nature-fresh-air-peaceful-tranquility-perspective-altering-etc-etc-etc.

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Da Vinci Code Controversy

May 11th 2006 01:42
Da Vinci Code
Da Vinci Code (from Wikipedia)
Well, it's about to arrive... the Da Vinci Code is going to open in Cannes on May 17th.

Am I excited? Not really, but that may be because I just ate a whole tin of those Danish butter cookies, and I'm struggling to breathe.

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Warner Bros embracing BitTorrent

May 10th 2006 22:38
What's this? What's BitTorrent?

BitTorrent is this genius method of downloading huge files. Basically, when you start retrieving a file, your computer downloads it from the thousands of other users on the network.

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Knight Rider 2006

May 10th 2006 02:09
Ack! Movie remakes!

Why, mighty Buddha, why?

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Monsoon Wedding - Film Review

May 9th 2006 01:49
Monsoon Wedding
Monsoon Wedding (from Wikipedia)
Bollywood films have been mentioned before on this blog, with some commentors feverishly supporting them, and some treating them with indifference...

Mira Nair is an Indian director with a keen eye for portaying human emotions, and while her films are proud to show Indian traditions and customs, she doesn't shy away from social problems like many mainstream Bollywood flicks.

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Superman Returns - Film Preview

May 7th 2006 22:29
The first Superman comic
Superman #1
In anticipation of the new Superman movie, which will come out on June 30, 2006, here's a link to a little bit of Superman history..

Superman #1

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Stevie Wonder
Stevie Wonder (from Wikipedia)
I've been a big Stevie Wonder fan for a long time... he's widely acknowledged as a musical genius, and I used to play 'Superstition' in my sets on Retro Night.

He's been pretty quiet for the past couple of years, just smiling on award shows and making the odd cameo.

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Sin Cities - Berlin

May 5th 2006 22:09
Marlene Dietrich (from Wikipedia)
Sin Cities is a fantastic three-part series of Canadian documentaries about some of the sexiest cities in the 1920s and 30s: Paris, Berlin and Shanghai.

Last night, the featured city was Berlin, shown as a decadent, hedonistic playground, where nighttime brought the freaky denizens out of the woodwork to play around in a free, expressonist society.

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Spiderman - Film Review

May 4th 2006 12:43
I recently finished reading the Ultimate Spiderman, a 'remake' of The Amazing Spiderman series, slingshotted into the 2000s by updating the era to make it accessible to a younger generation.

Spiderman #1
The original Spiderman was published in the 1960s, where high school 'jocks' took cheerleaders to the school dance to do the Cha-Cha; now, Peter Parker is hip to the internet.

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